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Dee handed Naruto the suit, then she put Sasuke's suit upon Sasuke. She then said, "Naruto, hold Sasuke's hand."

Dee then said, "By the ancient powers in this land of peace, please bring these two Naruto and Sasuke Uchiha together. Sasuke being husband, Naruto being wife. Make them live in wedded bliss. Upon the birth of the 5 Uchiha children, this will be when Sasuke fully understands his new mission. This new mission being a devoted father and learning the true values of life. If anyone objects to this marriage allow sasuke and Naruto form a double team attack obliterating any opposing force that should stand in their way."

Looking to Naruto, Dee said, "Now all you have to do Naruto, is kiss Sasuke and he shall awaken."

Sasuke's arm slowly moved upwards and then he wrapped his arm around Naruto's neck, thus deepening the kiss. Sasuke wanted more of Naruto. There was some spicy scent to him now. Sasuke sensed the smell of ramen noodle spice on Naruto's body. He was also hungry.

Giggling, Dee said, "Man, you need to look at yourself Naruto. Sasuke is fine. He's just hungry. He smells Ramen on you for some reason. Nevermind just him, I smell Ramen on you."

Sasuke begins drooling and said, "Sooooo hungry... want ramen...."

Dee giggled again and said to Naruto, "See? Told ya. Anyway, it isn't far to your noodle house Naruto. Would you like for me to take you and Sasuke there?"

Now laughing hysterically, Dee said, "Naruto, do not tell me for your many years in ninjitsu that you've forgotten how to walk. Ha ha ha ha! And Sasuke's kids will be fine. I say the more food the better."

Sasuke got up off of the bed and asked, "Excuse me, miss, but what are you talking about? I do not have any children."

Dee said simply, "You are pregnant, Sasuke. You are married to Naruto now. And I would really prefer it if you ask the questions at the noodle house. More questions will be answered when the three of us begin our journey. There will be many people such as yourself Sasuke that is male and is pregnant. You will notice that there are many married gay couples in this world of mine. If we are lucky, we'll get to see Yuki and Shuichi of the Gravitation gang. They like to take long evening walks together. Its romantic and least stressful for them."

Sasuke nodded and took Naruto's hand gently. He asked one last question before allowing Dee to show them to the noodle house. He said, "Who is Yuki and Shuichi specifically?"

"Yuki is a writer who had killed a man in New York when he was 16. He is here to relieve a lot of that stress that had built up. Shuichi is a vocalist for the pop sensation Bad luck. The band itself puts out the type of music that is guaranteed at least one dance. I myself love to hear their music. He is here because he cannot leave behind the man that he loves, which is Yuki. The two are simply meant to be a couple. Just as you and Naruto are. In this land, the two of you will find utmost satisfaction. I know, I know, at first it is a little strange. Okay, big time strange, but after a while, you get used to it. Does this satisfy you?"

Nodding Sasuke replied, "Yes, it does. Thank you. Let's go, shall we?"

Dee led Sasuke and Naruto to a cozy looking place. A piano, black, wooden, big, sat playerless in the left corner of the room. It glowed a soft purple making snoring sounds.

A man was coing in and out of a large kitchen, he had a monkey's tail that was the color of lavendar flowers. He served some customers that were sitting in booths. The man looked at Sasuke and Naruto as they entered. The man's eyes were like looking into Tropical waters. Sasuke had to do a double take as it seemed to do something awful to his sharingan eyes.

The man walked up to them and Sasuke had to shield his eyes. "What magic do you have sir with the monkey's tail? My eyes, they burn when I look into yours."

The man named Will said, "Oh, I'm sorry Sasuke. My name's Will. I know your name from the tv. I love your act. Here, let me put on my shades. It will stop your eyes from burning. You are the real deal after all. Only the real Sasuke Uchiha's eyes would burn from my eyes for my eyes have the symbol of water, your eyes have the symbol of fire. Opposing elements."

Sasuke uttered, "Damn."

Dee replied, "Yes. Your enitre lives were recorded. The last one was when you and Sasuke were kicked out of Ninja academy. Well... the last ones you were featured in. The one after that was Sakura acting like a total ho bag. She went from Neji to Ino to Guy... she's been acting like a total slut! She gets money from men who sleep with her! She gets double if its a ninja. Triple if its a ninja Hakoge."