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| Gold...*trance state* |
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| I love Muffcakes! XD! |
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| *strange laughter* |
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 Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:33 pm
"national skitzo convention, any body who's every body will be there"
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:39 pm
Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say "Who do you think you are?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:41 pm
I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:42 pm
Even if you're paranoid.. maybe they really are after you.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:45 pm
*Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever
*I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed
*Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps
*I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
*I'm trying to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait
*Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
*Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there!
*I used to be a kleptomaniac, but I took something for it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:51 pm
*My day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger.
*I think all humans suffer from an Identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit.
*I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday!
*the voice in my head isn't my conscience and therefore i should stop listening to it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:57 pm
*Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
*People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
*Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
*never danse to music only you can hear. it scares people.
*There is no gravity. The Earth sucks.
*It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:02 pm
*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
*How young can you die of old age?
*If God dropped acid, would he see people?
*If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
*If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
*What if there were no hypothetical situations?
*Will your answer to this question be no?
*Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
*Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:11 pm
*If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
*If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
*If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
*Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
*Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
*Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:20 pm
*When did I realize I was God? Well I was praying, and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
*It's all fun and games until some divine creature strikes you down with a bolt of lightning
*The dyslexic theorist suffering insomnia is still up all night pondering if there is a Dog
*Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
*The dyslexic pagan: not only does he believe in Dog, but believes in many other dogs as well.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:26 pm
Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he would spend two years campaigning and organizing for it should not be trusted with the office.
*If we quit voting, would they all go away?
*Be different: Conform.
*Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
*Now let's all repeat the non-conformist oath.
*Why settle for the lesser evil? Cthulhu for president
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:20 pm
"Who needs parents, anyways? Okay, so it was a lame rebellion. But their are other ways of resisting. I'm going to make life on my own terms. Isn't that what Tanpopo meant? We should bloom according to our own nature, right?"-Aoi, Imadoki.
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:42 pm
"If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists."-Anita Blake, Obsidian Butterfly by Laurell K. Hamilton.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:11 pm
"Tuna. Oh, tuna fish!" -Gephetto from Disney's Pinocchio
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:39 am
"I dreamt I was a moron..."- Squall, FFVIII.
It just randomly made me burst out laughing.
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