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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:47 pm
Anael De Ezra Dukes Anael De Ezra Dukes Harken ye, wenches. Thine noble lord is arrived! Oh, my my my! Who shall volunteer to help this fine fellow here! *squeeze's Dukes' butt* >.> <.< Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Well, you know, you're the best lord we've got. We've got half-a-lord in half-a-dress on the stool, now, and the other one ran away. >.> What odd patronage our establishment does have. And yes, I do have a fine razor for the trimming of the gentleman's beard, if that is what you request of me, miss.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:49 pm
Dukes Anael De Ezra Dukes Harken ye, wenches. Thine noble lord is arrived! Oh, my my my! Who shall volunteer to help this fine fellow here! *squeeze's Dukes' butt* >.> <.< Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Ye lord must either be blind, nor not know what real quality is. I thinketh ye must have made wrong turn around yonder corner.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:50 pm
Return_of_Watanuki-san Anael De Ezra Dukes Anael De Ezra Dukes Harken ye, wenches. Thine noble lord is arrived! Oh, my my my! Who shall volunteer to help this fine fellow here! *squeeze's Dukes' butt* >.> <.< Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Well, you know, you're the best lord we've got. We've got half-a-lord in half-a-dress on the stool, now, and the other one ran away. >.> What odd patronage our establishment does have. And yes, I do have a fine razor for the trimming of the gentleman's beard, if that is what you request of me, miss. Let's give 'im the "Sweeney Todd" Special. Closest shave he'll ever get. ;D Right to the spinal cord, so close.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:51 pm
K I N G S H O Y Dukes Anael De Ezra Dukes Harken ye, wenches. Thine noble lord is arrived! Oh, my my my! Who shall volunteer to help this fine fellow here! *squeeze's Dukes' butt* >.> <.< Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Ye lord must either be blind, nor not know what real quality is. I thinketh ye must have made wrong turn around yonder corner. Mind thine tongue thou foul breathed curr or I shall be likened to remove it for you.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:51 pm
`Aine Chievious Hark, the feline wench is here! She shall kill you with her sharp blade! Make haste, for the murderous fiend has descended upon us.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:53 pm
`Aine Chievious Hark, the feline wench is here! She shall kill you with her sharp blade! Ah, yes, the feline wench! I believe Miss Peanut was seeking you back on page one... ninja
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:53 pm
Anael De Ezra Return_of_Watanuki-san Anael De Ezra Dukes Anael De Ezra Dukes Harken ye, wenches. Thine noble lord is arrived! Oh, my my my! Who shall volunteer to help this fine fellow here! *squeeze's Dukes' butt* >.> <.< Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Well, you know, you're the best lord we've got. We've got half-a-lord in half-a-dress on the stool, now, and the other one ran away. >.> What odd patronage our establishment does have. And yes, I do have a fine razor for the trimming of the gentleman's beard, if that is what you request of me, miss. Let's give 'im the "Sweeney Todd" Special. Closest shave he'll ever get. ;D Right to the spinal cord, so close. Shall I ready the salon and ovens then?
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:57 pm
Chikorin Moonie Anael De Ezra Return_of_Watanuki-san Anael De Ezra Dukes Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Well, you know, you're the best lord we've got. We've got half-a-lord in half-a-dress on the stool, now, and the other one ran away. >.> What odd patronage our establishment does have. And yes, I do have a fine razor for the trimming of the gentleman's beard, if that is what you request of me, miss. Let's give 'im the "Sweeney Todd" Special. Closest shave he'll ever get. ;D Right to the spinal cord, so close. Shall I ready the salon and ovens then? Who needs a salon? We can take him to the corner where our fair lord won't see! And the ovens are already hot from when I caught a n00b or two in our bakehouse...
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:07 pm
Dukes K I N G S H O Y Dukes Anael De Ezra Dukes Harken ye, wenches. Thine noble lord is arrived! Oh, my my my! Who shall volunteer to help this fine fellow here! *squeeze's Dukes' butt* >.> <.< Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Ye lord must either be blind, nor not know what real quality is. I thinketh ye must have made wrong turn around yonder corner. Mind thine tongue thou foul breathed curr or I shall be likened to remove it for you. Blasphemy. Thine sword could not cut even a soaked loaf of bread. Did ye buy that sword from yonder gift shoppe?
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:08 pm
O HAY THAR
Thoust come from thine future and bringeth secrets from thar yonder fair future.
HEAR YE HEAR YE
A holy grail shall becometh accessible in future years. Such will be called "the internet" and people who are successful shall own many.
(because I don't have items yet)
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:09 pm
K I N G S H O Y Dukes K I N G S H O Y Dukes Anael De Ezra Dukes Harken ye, wenches. Thine noble lord is arrived! Oh, my my my! Who shall volunteer to help this fine fellow here! *squeeze's Dukes' butt* >.> <.< Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Ye lord must either be blind, nor not know what real quality is. I thinketh ye must have made wrong turn around yonder corner. Mind thine tongue thou foul breathed curr or I shall be likened to remove it for you. Blasphemy. Thine sword could not cut even a soaked loaf of bread. Did ye buy that sword from yonder gift shoppe? Indeed it could not, for thine loaf of bread would become torn asunder in fear at the very sight of it.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:10 pm
Anael De Ezra Chikorin Moonie Anael De Ezra Return_of_Watanuki-san Anael De Ezra Dukes Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Well, you know, you're the best lord we've got. We've got half-a-lord in half-a-dress on the stool, now, and the other one ran away. >.> What odd patronage our establishment does have. And yes, I do have a fine razor for the trimming of the gentleman's beard, if that is what you request of me, miss. Let's give 'im the "Sweeney Todd" Special. Closest shave he'll ever get. ;D Right to the spinal cord, so close. Shall I ready the salon and ovens then? Who needs a salon? We can take him to the corner where our fair lord won't see! And the ovens are already hot from when I caught a n00b or two in our bakehouse... Ah yes, that's right! We do have the fixings for some fresh pie...although none of the Aine variety. What a pity, it sells oh so well. :/
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:10 pm
Hirun Hikari O HAY THAR
Thoust come from thine future and bringeth secrets from thar yonder fair future.
HEAR YE HEAR YE
A holy grail shall becometh accessible in future years. Such will be called "the internet" and people who are successful shall own many.
(because I don't have items yet) The object that protrudes from thine face must be the work of witchcraft. Seize him at once and drown him! If he lives, he must be a witch!
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:10 pm
Hirun Hikari O HAY THAR
Thoust come from thine future and bringeth secrets from thar yonder fair future.
HEAR YE HEAR YE
A holy grail shall becometh accessible in future years. Such will be called "the internet" and people who are successful shall own many.
(because I don't have items yet) Witchery! Burn the Witch! Burn the Witch!
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:12 pm
Dukes K I N G S H O Y Dukes K I N G S H O Y Dukes Ah ladies, ye all be wenches of the finest quality, do not feel that ye must pay me undue attention due only to my being thine lord. Ye lord must either be blind, nor not know what real quality is. I thinketh ye must have made wrong turn around yonder corner. Mind thine tongue thou foul breathed curr or I shall be likened to remove it for you. Blasphemy. Thine sword could not cut even a soaked loaf of bread. Did ye buy that sword from yonder gift shoppe? Indeed it could not, for thine loaf of bread would become torn asunder in fear at the very sight of it.Bread does not know fear.
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