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Engel der Liebe

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:30 pm


Suni moon
Good reason, really.

Daaaamn, the Captain does have the best bod in Hellsing. 4laugh

True, but only because he is the ONLY body Hirano shows other than Seras' raped mom.

I don't see SerasxHans happening. Captian just stands there (like stare ) and Seras would just be like eek "Umm..."

Here's a crack pairing.
MaxwellxIntegra

Reason: ... How would we even get them in a room?... confused

(Oh, and i loved the fan fic with abused Alucard and Van Helsing heart )
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:56 pm


I agree with the MaxwellxIntegra crack pairing!o.o I can see lots of verbal fighting...>.>

(That was pretty good,I read it last night. sweatdrop )

fkthe freeworld


Suni moon
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:04 pm


MaxwellxIntegra.
xD

Very fun paring, really.
I can see alot of bickering in the future.


deathbybox

True, but only because he is the ONLY body Hirano shows other than Seras' raped mom.


Ahh, but lets put it this way.....
Alucard = Nice face, when he's not homicidal, but look at his frame, the poor dear is just so skinny. D;
(I don't care what you fanartists who draw him all buff think...Look at him, its the truth. X_x )

Anderson = Probably pretty buff, but his facial features cannot match the Captains. Also, his bodies probably pretty scarred up.

Enrico = I highly doubt Enrico's bod is too hot, but he does have those nice and sexy personality quirks. xD

Schro = He's a shrimpy teenage catboy....

The Dandyman = Nooo....

The Dok = scary. burning_eyes ....but he might make a good drag queen. heart

The Major = Kill me now, I don't wanna see him naked. gonk

Walter: 69 years old. xD

Young Walter: Shrimpy little teenage brat.

Dark Walter = Mmmm, Yummy. Now HE might stand a chance against the Captain. He has fairly nice facial features, and a frame that indicates smexy-ness. ...

OH! NEW PAIRING....
DarkWalterxCaptain.

Need I justify that? xD



Did I leave anyone off the list?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:38 pm


Hey now, what's wrong with the bodies of fourteen/fifteen year olds? Well, I guess everything is wrong with it unless you're that age, like myself. You can probably get away with calling Schroedinger a shrimp, but Young!Walter definitely deserves more description than that.

Obviously, he wouldn't be buff, per se, but he can't simply be a shrimp in his line of work. I imagine he has some kind of muscle because he can't have that kind of power no matter what shape his body takes as a vampire would, but he also wouldn't have enough muscle so that it was in the way of his flexibility (we all know Walter is extremely flexible, even as an old man). And most importantly, you can't forget Young!Walter's feminine curves. I imagine his body to be exactly what my best friend says she dislikes (boys with curvy features). As for myself, I don't really care for any version of Walter except for normal, old Walter. (He was so awesome up until he became a traitor! gonk )

Also, I agree that Alucard's frame is not big, but I would say he's too skinny, either. (Whatever he thinks would be attractive to his current master is probably what he's got. xD)

Anyway, sorry, that's a little off topic.

Atomu


Suni moon
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:14 pm


I'm 15. Walters just to feminine for me. And Schro is...I think Schro's probably 14/15...but he's still very childlike...


Rawr, Walter was always a traitor.
He was only good when he was playing the nice old man.
Still, he did grow attached to Integra, like a daughter, over those years...
And he liked Seras...

I think he always hated Alucard though.


YEAH. Waaaaayyyyyy off topic. O.o
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:46 pm


o_o...yes off topic xD Oh wells.

what would make a crack couple?Oh I know!Incognito..>.> with himself..because ....<.< he lookes like an alien on crack...

fkthe freeworld


Suni moon
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:15 pm


INCOGNITO?!?
Holy crap! ...OA fun!! =D

IncognitoxAlucard! (Like AxAA....Only uglier, and with less respectful words....)

IncognitoxHelena! (Happy times. xD )

IntegraxBubbancy! (Hey...I suppose its canon.... O.o )

Incognitoxthat weird freak that Seras killed in episode 11
(The undertones are there, I tell you! >.> )

EnricoStivalettiXEnricoMaxwell (I couldn't resist... xD )

AlucardxKim (Happy times. xD )

SerasxHarry Anders (Sorta like SerasxWalter, really...)
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:49 pm


o_O Incognito still scares me....>.>

More yaoi pairings>.>

fkthe freeworld



iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:51 pm


On ship'd pariing we can agree that
Alucard x Integra/Seras
and
Captain x Rip is pretty shippy no? (not as much as the first but....>3>)

Also
Sexy body winner (buff)=Captain
Sexy body winner (skinny)=Alucard
Scared but sexy=Anderson
The I'd hit that even though its not right=Dark Walter
Best Rocky Horror Picture Show member= The Dok (hey if he was there he'd fit!)
BEST BOOBS=Seras. (hell I'd hit her any day!)
Best personality in bed=Integra

WORST BODY=Major/Incognito (tie)
I'd never hit that=Zorin
Jailbait=Schro
EYES BLEEDING=Hirano *shot*

I WIN THE GAME
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:07 pm


Oh god, Integra for best personality in bed. O.O

All I can say is to keep the BDSM equipment away from her...


Oh, and I'm pretty sure if you watch Rocky Horror and look hard enough you can see the Dok ride in on his uber motorcycle, do the time warp, applaud Frank's accomplishments, and get run over by Eddie. 3nodding

Suni moon
Crew


fkthe freeworld

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:52 pm


o.o....

(speechless)
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:55 pm


Inu of Baskerville
o.o....

(speechless)


In regards to Vamps' entire post....
In regards to the knowledge that the Dok's actually from Transsexual Transylvania....
Or in regards to the Integra's possible dominatrix side?

xDD

Suni moon
Crew


fkthe freeworld

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:23 pm


Suni moon
Inu of Baskerville
o.o....

(speechless)


In regards to Vamps' entire post....
In regards to the knowledge that the Dok's actually from Transsexual Transylvania....
Or in regards to the Integra's possible dominatrix side?

xDD

The first and second one xD
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:59 am


Alucard's body isn't always skinny. It was only once i think, though, when he was fighting Dandy and the muscles in one of his arms went from about this wide ( ) to about ( ).

Then again, when ever it shows hims getting main chest area getting shot at, it looks like all he is only bones sometimes.

Engel der Liebe


PCB Alice Margatroid

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:01 pm


SCREW YOU GUYS

I ship RipxOC

*flees*

yes, I'm retarded
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