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 Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:29 pm
I do productive things too, sometimes. But when I go places and see someone I think is attractive, or get a text message from one of my hot friends, I start thinking... and then I think and think and think and think about it, and get distracted from real life and crap. I think about it quite frequently. Mostly, I think, because I'm single and sick of it. And want someone to use as a sexual frustration ventilator. Or something. Yanno?
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:31 am
I'm weird, I never see people and think "ohmaigawd, they're so hot, I want to have sex with them right now." and I've seen that a lot... I've had that happen once, I was just like "Duuuuude, oh my gooooood, so hot!" and that was after 21 years, and has never happend since. It was a fluke.
Since my boyfriend is long-distance I still get frustraited not doing anything...but right now I'm enjoying time with my ex... and before that I had so many guys hitting on me... It helps me not be so frustraited by having them hit on me sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:37 am
My boyfriend made a New-Years resolution to not have sex for a month. I'm respecting it, because I can take care of myself. x3
The only problem I have with it is that he doesn't touch me AT ALL. He won't sleep in my bed with me [even for a nap!], he won't hug me tight, he barely kisses me. Sometimes it drives me insane, but it's only for a month so oh well.
[Besides I plan to get him back someday. Hehehe.]
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:30 pm
I got laid the other night : D
With my Daddy. NOT BIOLOGICAL ITS S&M KTHX.
He's irish.
Imagine how sexy irish accents are?
Right.
Got it?
Imagine a sexy irish accent talking dirty?
THANK YOU GOD OF DECIDING WHEN PEOPLE CAN GET LUCKY
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:08 pm
XXX Zombie Porn I got laid the other night : D With my Daddy. NOT BIOLOGICAL ITS S&M KTHX. He's irish. Imagine how sexy irish accents are? Right. Got it? Imagine a sexy irish accent talking dirty? THANK YOU GOD OF DECIDING WHEN PEOPLE CAN GET LUCKY sexy irish/british girl talking dirty? i hate you and you country and its hot girls being so far away. gonk
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:16 pm
kristinarr I dont think you can consider it 22 years. Your body wasn't able to have sex until you were like 13 or so... did you want it before then? Maybe you should just say you've never had sex, because otherwise we get into *****, and that's a yucky topic indeed. Well, okay, you've got a point. I wasn't even really interested in sex until I was about 20--and then it just skyrocketed. At the same time, though, I'm a romantic and I only want to have sex with someone I love. So it looks like I'll be waiting a while. :p
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:37 am
el cabong XXX Zombie Porn I got laid the other night : D With my Daddy. NOT BIOLOGICAL ITS S&M KTHX. He's irish. Imagine how sexy irish accents are? Right. Got it? Imagine a sexy irish accent talking dirty? THANK YOU GOD OF DECIDING WHEN PEOPLE CAN GET LUCKY sexy irish/british girl talking dirty? i hate you and you country and its hot girls being so far away. gonk Lolz
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:40 am
I haven't had any sexual contact with someone who isn't me in....
All my life surprised
But as far as with MYSELF goes.....
And if phone relations count? Meh? neutral
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:26 am
Quote: if_life: oh yea i am probably going up to glasgow either this weekend or next to stay with my mate paul and his slave who i have been dying to ******** - so see if you can invent some windup for your folks that you are going on a maths revision course if you want to come From lack of sex to lots of sex. People must be reading this thinking I'm a slut/freak/weirdo.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:51 pm
1yr 8 months and i'm really starting to miss it lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:18 am
XXX Zombie Porn Quote: if_life: oh yea i am probably going up to glasgow either this weekend or next to stay with my mate paul and his slave who i have been dying to ******** - so see if you can invent some windup for your folks that you are going on a maths revision course if you want to come From lack of sex to lots of sex. People must be reading this thinking I'm a slut/freak/weirdo. not everyone. i consider you enviable haha. crap... my classes start today.... maybe this means something good will happen (because everyone knows that college is 1/4 studying and 3/4 trying to attract the opposite sex. pirate )
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:57 am
Damnit! Nobody told me that when I was in school regularly!
*cry*
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:41 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty Damnit! Nobody told me that when I was in school regularly!
*cry* it was in the memo. came with the hormones, the unwanted body hair and the unnessesary surge of "i know everything so ******** off" attitude that most high schoolers had at one point or another. =)
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:02 pm
el cabong The Dread Pirate Ghosty Damnit! Nobody told me that when I was in school regularly!
*cry* it was in the memo. came with the hormones, the unwanted body hair and the unnessesary surge of "i know everything so ******** off" attitude that most high schoolers had at one point or another. =)
Hey, hey, all my body hair is wanted.... err, well, maybe not. I do know everything so I guess I just wasn't special enough.
Also, I didn't crave sex in highschool or early college. I guess I'm just a freak emo
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:26 pm
I almost got me some today, but the foreplay dragged out too long sweatdrop
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