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 Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:46 pm
Spell-A-CasterThis I find funny, I don't know if everyone will, I just have that kind of sense of humor. Its a Flash Animation.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:04 pm
Ginvera Spell-A-CasterThis I find funny, I don't know if everyone will, I just have that kind of sense of humor. Its a Flash Animation. OMG that was really funny.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:59 pm
Gah... I hate Foamy. So annoying...xD But that animation was funny.
20 Ways Not to Get Invited Back to a Circle
1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light saber
noises.
2. Start skat-singing when chanting.
3. Take the ritual athame from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it.
4. When taking a sip of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment on it.
5. When doing the spiral dance, make a conga line.
6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your a** down here, Big Momma!". xd xd
7. Call down the God with "Our father,who art in heaven..."
8. When chanting the names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names.
9. When being smudged, complain about second-hand smoke.
10. In a drumming circle, laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to "Wipe Out".
11. When in a skyclad circle, randomly point and laugh.
12. When the ritual wine goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more.
13. Invoke Satan.
14. Take out a bible and start evangelizing.
15. Light up a cigar.
16. Bring a cute furry creature and offer it as a blood sacrifice.
17. Talk a lot about casting spells for revenge against people who have offended you.
18. At a handfasting say "Thank God! Maybe now i'll get some grandchildren!"
19. When in circle, answer your cell phone.
20. Respond to "So Mote it Be!" with "Amen!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:49 pm
Quote: 2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. 8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them. 11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one. 13. You commit blasphemy in the plural. 19. You know that there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle. You can explain the difference. 23. Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun. 25. You understand the symbolism behind a maypole. Haven't DONE #23, but it does sound like great fun. Don't know the exacts of #19, but I can usually tell when a pentacle's been done wrong for what use it's meant for. I've been doing #11 since I was 12, I knew what the tree was really for, and I decorated it with pretty stuff and tended to ignore the religious ornaments.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:13 pm
I talk to my kitties all the time. and they talk back to me....mean little rats they are.
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:09 am
eek That poor squirrel!!!!
....*saves file*
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:52 am
I talk to walls, my computer, and my self... I am a poor poor excuse for a person
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:56 am
Morganna55 Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child. -Takes drugs. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Misbehaves at school. Homeschooled stare -Misbehaves at home. -Eats related-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. It's meeee, Mario! -Makes Satanic symbols -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. Those are the only ones that don't apply to me ^_^
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:47 am
I'd like to contribute more than this, but here is a bumper sticker I've seen before that has not been posted yet:
Your god was nailed to a cross. My god has a hammer.
(Points to his avatar X3)
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:55 pm
although some jokes are slightly umm... insulting they are still freakin hilarious!! those ten things would piss a pegan off. I love the buddah one about the plane crash.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:02 pm
Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have
gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and
often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance
to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child.
-Takes drugs.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
Lolz, these are the only ones that don't apply to me. Well, that would account for the weird looks I get when I pass by the local Catholic school..
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:03 am
heiwa90 OK ! so theres this plane thats going down, and as per most airplane jokes, there is one less parachute than people on the plane. So they draw straws, and a buddhist woman gets the short one. AS the last passenger jumps with his parachute, he tells her to try praying cause it makes death easier to accept. So she kneels and begins to pray, " Oh Buddha, i know i haven't been a very good Buddhist, but if you could find it in your heart to spare me i----" and a voice answers and tells her JUMP! and she thinks ok im gonna die anyway, whynot earlier? So she jumps and instead of falling 3000 ft, she lands in a giant green hand! She is amazed and shouts "THANK GOD" the green hand flips over.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh i love that joke, but no one gets it! rofl i get it rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:47 am
ravenous robin heiwa90 OK ! so theres this plane thats going down, and as per most airplane jokes, there is one less parachute than people on the plane. So they draw straws, and a buddhist woman gets the short one. AS the last passenger jumps with his parachute, he tells her to try praying cause it makes death easier to accept. So she kneels and begins to pray, " Oh Buddha, i know i haven't been a very good Buddhist, but if you could find it in your heart to spare me i----" and a voice answers and tells her JUMP! and she thinks ok im gonna die anyway, whynot earlier? So she jumps and instead of falling 3000 ft, she lands in a giant green hand! She is amazed and shouts "THANK GOD" the green hand flips over.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh i love that joke, but no one gets it! rofl i get it rofl Awesome!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:56 am
Yeah. Not really pagan Jokes. Yet Wonderfully entertaining. biggrin
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like to Complain About Our Pets
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (that's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs are better than kids... they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends (unless the cat that also lives here has a cat-n** addiction, but that won't kill him/her). They don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for university - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
I _LOVE_ that last one.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:17 am
Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have
gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and
often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance
to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child.
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If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local mental health center.
So, if you have five means you have to go see a shrink, what would I get a "Go to Hell free card" for 22? lol.
If you believe in such bull, please commit yourself.
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