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 Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:04 pm
He`d go naked if it wasn`t illegal.
Trust me.
He would.
And revel in every second of it.
@Bella - isn`thetho?
Spaces are so over rated. talk2hand
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:07 pm
SO... On a scale of 1 to 20, how bad did it hurt?
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:11 pm
Which part?
I didn`t even know I was in labor until I thought I pee`d myself.
Over all, probably about an 11.
No epidural for Poet. :O
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:11 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Aha, sounds like my ex. Apparently from things like being randomly pantsed at school and such there are more people at his high school that have seen him naked than not... it would happen and he'd just stand there a moment and let everyone take a good look before he'd pull them back up again. rolleyes ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:13 pm
Seriously?
D:
....What's an epidural? And did you get drugs?
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:24 pm
@sam - Yep. Alan would moon anyone given the chance.
@Neko - Epidural - Big a** needle stuck in your spine to numb you from the ribcage down.
I personally didn`t want to be stuck trying to give birth for four times the needed time. [The stuff slows down the process]
Just some weak prescription stuff for a few days. They`re gone now.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:27 pm
D:
Oh wow... I wouldn't want jabbed with a needle either, not that I plan on getting pregnant....
>D
Way to be tough and push 'im out.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:29 pm
An analogy I`ve found somewhat appropriate.
Imagine trying to force a cantaloupe through a hole the size of a quarter and you get childbirth.
Not sure if that`s accurate or not.
And Neko, please for the love of God, don`t get pregnant.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:48 pm
x__P o e t An analogy I`ve found somewhat appropriate.
Imagine trying to force a cantaloupe through a hole the size of a quarter and you get childbirth.
Not sure if that`s accurate or not. All I want for Christmas...
Regardless of accuracy, now I will probably never get pregnant. That's where birth control comes in. My morality teacher says "The best birth control is abstinence." Screw her. But, thanks, I'm about to go to bed and I now have that image burned into my head. Damnit. burning_eyes
...Is to be with you
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:52 pm
Aaaaawwww!!! So cute! whee
Congratulations!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:55 pm
Dragon of the Stars x__P o e t An analogy I`ve found somewhat appropriate.
Imagine trying to force a cantaloupe through a hole the size of a quarter and you get childbirth.
Not sure if that`s accurate or not. All I want for Christmas...
Regardless of accuracy, now I will probably never get pregnant. That's where birth control comes in. My morality teacher says "The best birth control is abstinence." Screw her. But, thanks, I'm about to go to bed and I now have that image burned into my head. Damnit. burning_eyes
...Is to be with you Don`t let little ol` Poet discourage you. xDDDDD
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:01 pm
gonk
Why can't I get pregnant?
; ~;
I think I would be a good mommy...
xD
Naw. I'll leave that for my wife.
:B
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:03 pm
Neko - Only Ah-nald could handle childbirth.
Durrrr. :V
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:06 pm
o 3o
There was another guy that did it too... Well, a C-section...
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:12 pm
OYA. I forgot Adam.
Y`know, Adam & Eve.
You have you no I idea how hard it was for me to type "Adam" and not "Damn". . .
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