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 Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:16 pm
Like a Spartan, she soared into battle!
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:46 pm
Little Spartan Patty picked up her old baby rattle,
@Sagey-'Sokay. :3 'Tis all about making the craziest poem ever.
After we stop adding on to this poem (I don't think we will, we should make this a sticky) I'm going to go and publish it as a kids book. xD
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:54 pm
The Dark Nerd Little Spartan Patty picked up her old baby rattle,
@Sagey-'Sokay. :3 'Tis all about making the craziest poem ever.
After we stop adding on to this poem (I don't think we will, we should make this a sticky) I'm going to go and publish it as a kids book. xD
xD! Sweet!
And rode to the aliens on a flaming cattle!
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:56 pm
She reached underneath the golden saddle,
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:57 pm
And pulled out her mother's antique platinum candlestick,
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:01 pm
And then beat the aliens lickity-split! xO
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:20 pm
Fighting like gladiators, they died,
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:26 pm
And as Patty laughed, her plum cried,
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:07 pm
When she asked what's the matter, it claimed, "The River!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:18 pm
When she looked over, through her body came a massive-earthquake like shiver,
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 pm
It turns out the river got polluted with blood and turned red
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:35 pm
And in it was a floating bag of WonderBread!
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:00 pm
And Patty screamed at the sight of a drifting away can of paint which contained much too lead,
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:49 pm
So she went to get it, but she smacked her head...
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:23 pm
And fell to the ground with a Bump.
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