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 Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:47 pm
you guys are fuuuny how bout....umm..... idea i got one! Erik playing as himself in a play phantom of the opera
Director:CUT!! that just isn't the right pitch
Erik:But i am Erik....i can't get my own lines wrong
Director:I said do it over now...deery..DO IT OVER!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:43 pm
Raoul as an assasin.
Raoul: *Points gun* Three...two....
Raoul''s crony: Um, you''re pointing the gun the wrong way.
Raoul: *Looks into gun barrel**Stays that way for a little while, awestruck*
Police: He''s holding a gun! After him!
Agatha, fuoko once said something about a guidance counselor he knew named Erik. It was pretty crazy.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:47 pm
Erik, the presidential candidate, with Raoul as his VP and Christine as...her indecisive self
Erik: *goes to kiss a baby*
Baby: O.O WAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Mother: WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY CECIL!!
Erik: *flees*
Erik: *gives a speech* And if I'm elected, public school will get better funding for music programs and less for uh, whatcha call it...running, tackling, something about pigs...
Raoul: *hisses* football! *smiled prettifully for cameras*
Erik: Right! Football! Obviously music is more important than sports. Any questions?
Reporter: er, Mr...Erik, Mr. deChagny, don't you think the board of education -not to mention the students- would react rather negatively to your program?
Erik: WHAT? DO THEY NOT LOVE MUSIC!? MUUSIIIIIIIC! *punjabs reporter*
Crowd: DDDD= *flees*
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:39 pm
Nightmare1 I loved the Kool-aid one. This one probably came from my fascination with Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, but: Erik as Jack Skellington. Erik: ( singing on the spiral hill) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow--- ( cuts off his singing) "Began"? My soul has been empty since I was born! Oh, how I long for love---for Christine! There is the emptiness that rests---rest, deep inside of my bones! Oh, Christine! Henry Selick (otherwise known as the director): Cut! Erik, we can't keep doing this. You got the emptiness part right, but you're love for Sally---er, Christine---doesn't come until the end! Erik: But---! Selick: I know you can do it. You have the emotion down right, but just keep those outbursts under control. All right, quiet on the set! Erik: But---! Selick: From the top! Going up the spiral hill! Erik: But---! Selick: And action! Erik: But---oh, never mind! ( he goes to sing again) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there, far from my home, a longing that I've never known...oh, Christine! Selick: Cut! That was almost perfect, Erik, but---"oh, Christine" isn't in the song. Erik: ( pulls out the punjab lasso) Selick: I mean, it wasn't in the song before---what a wonderful addition! Erik: ( smile) Selick: ( whispering to a member of the sound crew) We'll just cut that out when we edit. ( out loud) All right, starting with "I'm the Master of Fright." Quiet on the set...!
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:05 pm
That gives me an idea...
Erik as the main char. from Corpse Bride (Christine as the corps)
Christine: You may kiss the bride
Erik: HOLY CRAP! CHRISTINE DOES LOVE ME!!! *Kisses her*
Burton: Cut... Erik, you do realize that you didn''t want to marry her, right?
Erik: But, I do!!
Burton: NO YOU DONT!
*This continues for about an hour or so*
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:42 am
K-Mage That gives me an idea... Erik as the main char. from Corpse Bride (Christine as the corps) Christine: You may kiss the bride Erik: HOLY CRAP! CHRISTINE DOES LOVE ME!!! *Kisses her* Burton: Cut... Erik, you do realize that you didn''''t want to marry her, right? Erik: But, I do!! Burton: NO YOU DONT! *This continues for about an hour or so*
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:28 am
Erik the model
(Erik sits on a fine velvet chair, his face -mask off- about 3 inches away from the camera)
Narrator: Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Maybeline!
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:04 pm
sopranophantomista01 Nightmare1 I loved the Kool-aid one. This one probably came from my fascination with Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, but: Erik as Jack Skellington. Erik: ( singing on the spiral hill) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow--- ( cuts off his singing) "Began"? My soul has been empty since I was born! Oh, how I long for love---for Christine! There is the emptiness that rests---rest, deep inside of my bones! Oh, Christine! Henry Selick (otherwise known as the director): Cut! Erik, we can't keep doing this. You got the emptiness part right, but you're love for Sally---er, Christine---doesn't come until the end! Erik: But---! Selick: I know you can do it. You have the emotion down right, but just keep those outbursts under control. All right, quiet on the set! Erik: But---! Selick: From the top! Going up the spiral hill! Erik: But---! Selick: And action! Erik: But---oh, never mind! ( he goes to sing again) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there, far from my home, a longing that I've never known...oh, Christine! Selick: Cut! That was almost perfect, Erik, but---"oh, Christine" isn't in the song. Erik: ( pulls out the punjab lasso) Selick: I mean, it wasn't in the song before---what a wonderful addition! Erik: ( smile) Selick: ( whispering to a member of the sound crew) We'll just cut that out when we edit. ( out loud) All right, starting with "I'm the Master of Fright." Quiet on the set...! *tries to get up* I am glad you like it. I cannot wait for The Corpse Bride either.
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:06 pm
K-Mage That gives me an idea... Erik as the main char. from Corpse Bride (Christine as the corps) Christine: You may kiss the bride Erik: HOLY CRAP! CHRISTINE DOES LOVE ME!!! *Kisses her* Burton: Cut... Erik, you do realize that you didn''t want to marry her, right? Erik: But, I do!! Burton: NO YOU DONT! *This continues for about an hour or so* His name is Victor. And yes, this I can see.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:33 am
Erik, The Newest member of the Fab Five!
Carson: What shall he be ( In terms of specializing)? He certainly cannot be clothes! I mean, black on black?
Erik: >>;;
Kyan: And he cannot do grooming. Look at his hair! It's not natural!
Erik: >>;;;;
Thom: ...He has no designing knowlege, he has a coffin in his house!
Erik: -reaches for Punjab Lasso-
Ted: Well, he does know wine.
Erik: THAANK you. e-x;;
Ted:....But not enough...
Erik: GAAH! BLOODY HE** I GIVE UP! -punjabs them all-
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:23 am
christine the las vega showgirl/ undercover cop on csi!
lol
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:04 pm
Nightmare1 sopranophantomista01 Nightmare1 I loved the Kool-aid one. This one probably came from my fascination with Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, but: Erik as Jack Skellington. Erik: ( singing on the spiral hill) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow--- ( cuts off his singing) "Began"? My soul has been empty since I was born! Oh, how I long for love---for Christine! There is the emptiness that rests---rest, deep inside of my bones! Oh, Christine! Henry Selick (otherwise known as the director): Cut! Erik, we can't keep doing this. You got the emptiness part right, but you're love for Sally---er, Christine---doesn't come until the end! Erik: But---! Selick: I know you can do it. You have the emotion down right, but just keep those outbursts under control. All right, quiet on the set! Erik: But---! Selick: From the top! Going up the spiral hill! Erik: But---! Selick: And action! Erik: But---oh, never mind! ( he goes to sing again) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there, far from my home, a longing that I've never known...oh, Christine! Selick: Cut! That was almost perfect, Erik, but---"oh, Christine" isn't in the song. Erik: ( pulls out the punjab lasso) Selick: I mean, it wasn't in the song before---what a wonderful addition! Erik: ( smile) Selick: ( whispering to a member of the sound crew) We'll just cut that out when we edit. ( out loud) All right, starting with "I'm the Master of Fright." Quiet on the set...! *tries to get up* I am glad you like it. I cannot wait for The Corpse Bride either.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:06 pm
Deadly Lullaby Christine, the next Fear Factor hostess!
Christine: YOU THINK YOU KNOW FEAR?! TRY BEING KIDNAPPED BY A FREAK WHO LIVES UNDERGROUND WHO'S PSYCHOTIC AND DEFORMED TO HELL! Yeah... then try having him touch you in dirty places... yah... Stomach not feeling to good now? Aw.... POOR BABY !!!!
Phantom, barny's new friend!
Barney: Hello kids! Lets welcome our new friend, Phantom!
Phantom: What the... why am I on this show?
Baby Bop: Lets give him a hug!
Phantom: Get this demon wench off me!
Barney: Now thats not nice... Common kids, lets sing our song!
*Everyone but Phantom, clinging to Phantom* I love you! You love me!
Phantom: AHHH!!! *starts ripping hair out*
Everyone-P: We're a Happy Family!
Phantom, clawing at the floor trying to get away: Someone, SAVE ME!!!!
Everyone-P: With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you!
Phantom, crying: This is So proof that the world hates me!
Everyone-P: Won't you say you love me too!
Phantom: F%&K NO!!!
Raoul, the new ringbearer for Lord of the Rings
Raoul: I, shall take the ring to Mordor...
Frodo: But you don't know the way
Raoul: Well I'll get people to help me... like you did!
Frodo: But no one likes you... and you whine to much
Raoul: I do not!!! MOMMY WHERE'S MY PONY! I'M GOING TO MORDOR!
Raouls Mom: No your not! You'll catch a death of chill!
Raoul: Mom, Mordor is a volcano...
Raouls Mom: I don't care your not going!
Raoul, whispering to Frodo: Lets go anyways
Frodo: your on your own loser...
Thats all I have for now... that is hilarious, heres a job raoul would never have but i wish he would: the guy who picks up roadkill raoul: what the F#$K, you actually expect me to do that!!!??? boss(phantom in disguise, mwahahahahahahaha): yep and then you have to dispose of it. raoul: AWWWWW f#$K,*picks up road kill while phantom laughs a** off*what do i do with it now..and why are you laughing???? boss: well put it in the incenerator, and i'm laughing*hehehehehehehe*because you didn't put any gloves on!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:18 pm
AgathaRose Erik the model (Erik sits on a fine velvet chair, his face -mask off- about 3 inches away from the camera) Narrator: Maybe he''s born with it, maybe it''s Maybeline!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:15 pm
The entire cast in the Wendy's commerical with the "Ranch Tooth"
Raoul: You know, I don't have a sweet tooth, I've got a ranch tooth...
Tooth: Ranch! RANCH!
*Christine, Erik and Raoul are sitting at a table, playing cards*
Tooth: Raaaa-anch! RANCH!
*Erik gets irritated*
Tooth: Ranch ranch ranch!
Erik: TELL YOUR STUPID RANCH GUY TO SHUT UP!
Raoul: eek
Tooth: *Wispering* raaaaaaaanch
Erik: *Punjabs tooth and stalks away*
Raoul: eek He didn't even have a neck...
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