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 Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:00 pm
Something you didn't know: Dragontamer had sex with over 61 trillion different sentient beings, excluding zombies and Egyptians.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:48 pm
"Dragontamer can poo without peeing."
. . . uh . . . ?
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:37 am
Dornkus "Dragontamer can poo without peeing." . . . uh . . . ? O_o o_O O_o
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:23 pm
kungasi Dornkus "Dragontamer can poo without peeing." . . . uh . . . ? O_o o_O O_o it can be done if you beliiiiieeeeve XD lol worrying...
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:55 pm
This is my fave so far: Quote: In teh beginning there wa snothing. Then drgaontamer roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said 'get a job!'. That is the story of the universe. buwhaha xd awesome blaugh ...I can actually roundhouse kick. i'm trained n' that. I can't do it well... ..I am only a Red Belt..... ...at a karate no-one's even heard of.... ..but I can damnit! lol lol
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:46 am
LIVED is to DEVIL as Dragontamer is to 1337.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:53 pm
If Dragontamer gave a mouse a cookie, and the mouse asked for some milk, Dragontamer would roundhouse kick that ungrateful little b*****d out the window so hard, the mouse would lose its appetite for cookies. Permanently.
rofl
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:43 pm
Dragonatmer tried sniffing coke one, but the icecubes got stuck.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:11 pm
Dragontamer often steals candy from little romanian babies.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:00 am
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Dragontamer out. It failed miserably.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:36 pm
When you get a sharp pain out of no where it's because Dragontamer just kicked your @$$.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:51 am
The only reason Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon, was because Dargontamer roundhouse kicked him up there.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:15 pm
Evil Pillows The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Dragontamer out. It failed miserably.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:29 pm
When Dragontamer was put on Santa's naughty list, Dragontamer decided to forcefully relieve Saint Nick of his position in the present-hording and children-stalking business. Dragontamer now owns a chain of Toys R Us stores.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:05 am
Dragontamer can smell what The Rock is cooking.
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