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Now who are we going to put the hate on?

We'll have to find someone that we can make feel bad. Let's see...well, how about the seriously underweight? I mean, we've made jokes about the Enterprise, and we know that Shannon's a functioning bulimic, so, I mean, the material's right there!

(Note to anyone offended by my above comment -- I'm well aware that bulimia is a disease and that I shouldn't be making light of it because it's very serious. I'm sorry.)

Ooh! The other people on the island CAN be kind of interesting!! There's a woman on the island, who isn't one of the regulars, keeping a diary of everything that happens on the island, and it's up on abc.com:

Day 25
Claire is back! - shaken up, but still alive. And to everyone's relief, Jack says the baby seems fine, but what's strange is that she doesn't remember anything that happened to her. No recollection of the last eight days! And she doesn't remember any of us - not even Charlie. The entire camp is starting realize the danger that surrounds us. We posted guards around our perimeter during the night, but I'm not relying on anyone else to protect me. I'm spending the night next to the biggest fire I can find with my dive bag at my side.

Day 26
Out running on the beach this morning, scoping potential places to launch the raft, so my attention was on the shoreline, not the tree line. You know that feeling you get when you just know someone is behind you? Well I had it - bad. But when I turned around, there was nobody there. I picked up the pace and moved closer to the water. A few hundred yards later, I felt it again, so I whipped around, fists ready. And this time, I swear I saw someone in the distance. I moved toward them, but they disappeared into the fog. Weird. Someone or something was following me - I know it. But that's not the worst of it. As I backed up, scanning the area, I tripped over something and fell hard on the sand...and that's when I saw him -- Scott from camp was laying there all twisted and bloody. And it was no accident - every major bone in the guy's body was broken.

That could have been me! We have to get off this island...




I'll try to get the rest of the diary pages if I can find them.

*bows* Glad to see we could amuse you. xd

Brilliant! We can even market crappy merchandise to our fans and make a heaping of cash! ninja

xd Booya! Great idea! Hey, Tyo- what should our song be?

xd For some reason the first song that came to mind was "Baby Got Back". xd

I agree. I mean it takes guts to do a lot of the stuff we see on the show. The other characters are probably leader-less and gutless, so they're just sitting around singing kumbaya in the dark.

I heart Jack.