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 Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:34 am
A large cloud of smoke enters the room, and none other than Samoa Dan walks out from behind it. He doesn't happen to have a joint in hand so where the smoke came from is a mystery, but Dan smoked so much it's no surprise he had some smoke built up... somewhere. Seeing the bong he grins and gives a slight bow.
"Hello there. How are you on this fine, fine evening?"
However, it cannot be said whether or not Dan is talking to his hosts or the bong.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:56 pm
Tavarius looked between Dan and the bong. He then looked at the camera. "Ladies and gentlemen, this could get interesting." He then looked at Dan and said, "Take a seat homes, you're just in time."
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:06 am
Dan crashes down on a bean bag chair.
"So uh... What do we do here? I just kinda got dropped off and was told to come in."
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:45 pm
Eso passed the bong and lighter to Dan.
"First order of buisness... we toke."
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:17 pm
Dan takes the bong and lighter and gladly takes the first hit. After (more than) completely filling his lungs with smoke, he passes the bong back to Esoteric.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:11 pm
Eso took a fatty rip and passed the bong off to Tavarius.
"So Dan, What do you know about tolerance?"
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:56 pm
((Time to revive this b***h and get the fourth episode rolling!))
The camera faded in as Esoteric and Tavarius lounged about on their couches. Nobody Fresh sat on his stool with his cards and microphone.
Ladies and Gentlemen tonight we bring you yet another installment of God's Angry Men starring The Druid better known as Esoteric, and the Prophet more commonly referred to as Tavarius. As always I'm your host, Nobody Fresh. So lets get this rolling..."
Esoteric interupted NB by shouting
"BITCHES AND HOMIES! Tavarius and I pulled some strings to get this guest. We have the questions you want answered! We have fan mail for him and I. We got so much s**t I don't know where to start. So lets throw the ball to the Tavmanian Devil himself Tavarius..."
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:03 pm
"I gotta right that one down." Tav quickly pulled out a pen and wrote TAVMAINEAN DEVIL on his arm and tossed it aside. "Well since we want to get to our guest right away, I hope you guys won't mind if we just cut down a little on the fan mail. It's usually the same anyway."
Tav snapped his fingers and Nobody Fresh gave him an envelope.
"So, Penolpe from Littlerock, Arkansas asks Eso:
Hey, Esoteric. I hope you can control your mood swings because the Druid scares me! It makes your charming and sexy self seem more dangerous and rapist-prone.
Tav looked up. "Rapist-prone?"
Can't you do anything to control the Druid so that I can stay entranced in your charming personality?
Tav looked back up. "So, what you got?"
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:19 pm
Esoteric looked at Tavarius confused, but shook his head and answered anyway.
"Well the Druid is not here to cause harm little lady. Hes here to spread faith. However just for you and the sake of my female fan base... I'll try and keep him in check."
Esoteric turned to NB.
"Hey monkey! Give me a letter!"
Esoteric recieved an envelope from Nobody fresh and opened it.
"Chris from Brisbane Australia writes:"
Dear Tavarius, I saw the DVD of you, Esoteric and Samoa Dan acting as the Renegades and thought you did an awesome job playing Saint Joey. Have you ever considered acting full time?
Esoteric looked over at Tavarius.
"I always think its weird when people ask us about doing anything but wrestling. Its like they want us to quit or something..."
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:27 pm
"I'm pretty sure these are just pen names of Heyman, since he loves screwing us over." Tav shook his head. "Trust me, I do plenty of acting already. Like how I act like I like most of the guys in the locker room."
"Ok folks, that's enough of that, we are hyped for our next guest, and the fact that we even got him to do this show is a ********' god-send. So, gangsta's, bitches, whatever you want to call yourself, God's Angry Men proudly introduces a legend yet to be recognized, and newly signed EEW talent: Mr. TRAVIS NIGHTSKY!"
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:36 pm
"Holy s**t balls" Exclaimed Esoteric.
"If Travis ********' Nightsky is here I need to pack a bowl."
Esoteric reached onto the table and grabbed the bong. He proceeded to pack a nug into the stem and take a rip before passing in to Tavarius, as he exhaled his cloud of smoke he coughed a bit.
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:38 pm
Travis Nightsky struts out, a cocky grin on his face. He makes his way onto the set and takes a seat.
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:43 pm
Tav takes a hit and offers it to Travis.
"So, Travis ********. What the hell brings you to EEW after seemingly falling off the map for practically a year? Maybe two? Has it been it really been that long? Oh ********, just what have you been doing since you were last seen in a wrestling ring?"
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:56 pm
Before Travis could answer, Nobody Fresh piped in
"Yes Mr. Nightsky we were all wondering--"
Esoteric threw a couch pillow at NB and screamed.
"SHUT THE ******** UP TRAVIS IS GONNA SPEAK!"
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:56 pm
"No thanks man, I quit." Travis takes the bong and sparks it up, taking a hit and then offering it back to Esoteric.
He blows the smoke out, letting out a couple small coughs. "Well... after I fell off the map I took a trip down to Tijuana... Probably got a few lil' Nightsky's running around down there by this point..." He chuckles.
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