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ND: Okay, stop it! -grabs them and flies up into the air, Lynn catching hold of his foot in an attempt to get them and dangling from it, trying to crawl up his body- This isn't working!

Danrei: Ninja Danny-chan is right as always! We must concentrate on a plan that will actually work.

Tech: -grumbling- It could have.....

Wolf: -nursing a blow to the head- But we've gone through everyone already.

Layla: Um......

ND: -throws the gauntlets down and they end up in 80s hands- There has to be something we haven't tried.

Lynn: -jumps down, rushing towards him and 80s turns tail and runs- MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

80s: No, I'm Gwen's! I mean, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Danrei: Yes, there must someone that has not gotten a turn.

Layla: What about..........

Danrei: I have it! -turns towards a corner where the future kids are sitting looking more amused than concerned-

Gideon: Don't look at me...........

Christine: I don't think we're really allowed to get involved and change history.

Sanura: Especially when history is as funny as this. I can so hold this over Mom's head for ages!

Dan: That was a bust.

Danrei: All right, we shall do it this way then. Anyone who has not had a turn, raise your hand.

Dan: -immediately raises hand and quickly gets slapped by Wolf- Ow! Not with the metal one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Layla: -looks around meekly, looking around for any hands with everyone else before finally raising hers-

Bombay: Layla?

Taylor: I thought she went.

Layla: No............I didn't get to say it.

Danrei: Then by all means, Layla-san, please give us your idea.

Layla: Well......sometimes my wings give off this powder.....it cures every spell, poison or anything else I can think of.

Everyone: eek

Angel: Why can't I have wings that give off a powder like that! It's not fair! -over in the corner, the other future children start giggling-

Wolf: Why didn't you tell us this sooner?!

Layla: I was letting everyone else go.

Bombay: Well, let's just hurry and do it!

Layla: I can't.

Everyone: gonk

ND: Why not?

Layla: I have to be angry for it to happen. Really angry.

Danrei: Why has this not happened before? Have you not been angry at Danneh? Not even when he turned our friends against us?

Layla: I was upset. Not angry.

Taylor: Something tells me this will take awhile.

Anger Provoktion- Take 1

-scene being projected onto a wall: kittens in the rain, hiding from the rain behind a trash can-

Man: -walks by and sees kittens. Kicks them- Stupid fluff balls

Degona: HOW DARE HE!

Danielle: You would never catch me kicking an innocent cat.

-group looks at Layla-

Layla: It's sad and the guys a jerk, but I'm not mad.

Arcel: Can you cook cat?

Lynn: MY cat!

Welcome back Fullmetal! 3nodding

Take 3....

(There is suddenly a large stage in the middle of the living room which is now completely dark except for one single light that's shining at the center of the stage. Everyone is sitting at small white clothed tables around the stage and Danrei and Ki are next to a pair of drums-

Wolf: -walks on stage- Are guys ready to get angry!?

Everyone:.............-blinks in silence-

Degona: I'M ALREADY ANGRY!

Danrei: -beats drum like they do when people say a joke- Da da dum!

Wolf: sweatdrop Right...-grabs mike and points at Layla- YOU!

Layla: -blinks innocently and points at herself- Me?

Wolf: Yes you! You're about to get a taste of real anger!

Arcel: TAste? I didn't know you could eat anger?!

Degona: If you could then I'd have a five-star resturant.

Danrei: -beats drum-

Wolf: STOP STEALING MY SHOW! scream Ahem, -to Layla- your mama is so dumb that she got held back with Dan! Uh, funny, right?!

Everyone:......(crickets chirp)

Wolf: Okay... sweatdrop How about this....Your mama is so blonde that during a lightning storm she smiled and asked where the camera was! Haha!

Everyone:.....(crickets chirp)

Danrei: -facepalms-

Layla: But my mom was a brunette.

Wolf: Fine...your mama is so....

Everyone: ENOUGH WITH THE 'YO MAMA' JOKES! scream scream

Danielle: Jeez, I can do a better comedy show than this!

Angel: Why can't I be on stage?

Lynn: MY JOKES!

Degona: GET OFF THE STAGE! YOU'RE HORRIBLE!

Wolf: Hey! I happen to be very funny! I'm a great comedian! You just don't have any sense of humor!

Degona: Oh, I have one and if I hear something humorous, I'll be able to sense it. K'?

Danrei: -beats drum-

Everyone: -laughs at Degona's joke-

Wolf: I AM FUNNY! scream Just let me think of a joke. -looks around- Uh...er...what about...-sees Danrei- Danrei's hair? Yeah! What's the deal with it? uh, uh?

Danrei: -panics- What? What's wrong with my hair!?

Wolf:.....er...uh.... gonk

Danrei: Is it too short? Too long? -grabs Wolf by the shoulders and starts to shake him- TELL MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolf: -is being violently shakened- NOTHING! NOTHING'S WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR! IT WAS A JOKE! gonk gonk

Danrie: -stops shaking him- A joke? -gets enraged and pulls out sword- WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THAT?! scream scream stressed stressed

Wolf: eek Er...-gulps and runs off stage with Danrei chasing after him- gonk

Degona: -is laughing hysterically- Hahaha, now that's comedy!

Dan: Does the misfortunate of others always make you laugh?

Degona:-raises eyebrow- Yeah, so? What's your point? DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST IT!? scream

Dan: -backs away- No...no reason!

Tucker: -glances at Layla and sighs- Still no anger.

Lynn: Mayo? MY MAYO!

Danrei: -still checking her hair- What else could we do?

ND: ...I think I have an idea...

-a moment later, the tv on and ND is flipping through channels-

Gwen: Could you turn that off? I'm trying to ....sleep...

Danielle: You won't see me dozing off like that.

ND: Ah! There we go!

Tv: (tuned to NICK) And, coming up next is Danny Phan-Actually, there's been a change in programming and it looks like...

Wolf: They wouldn't...

Danrei: They couldn't!

Tv: ...Mr. Meaty! -show begins to play-

Degona: THEY DID!! evil

Lynn: ...I don't want Mr. Meaty. I WANT DANNY PHANTOM!

Arcel: ...I don't want to eat Mr. Meaty. I'd rather eat Dash.

Tucker: Eew.

-everyone holds their breath as they look to Layla-

Everyone: -facepalms- stressed

Dan: Great! After all that trouble, we still have nothing! AND WE DON'T HAVE A TV NOW!

Wolf: We can always do the "Yo Mama" jokes again! -wilts under the intensity of everyone's glare.-

ND: Great...no powder and no plan.

Ki: -squeaks- Ahem.

Danrei: What is it, Ki-chan?

Ki: -smiles brightly and reveals a small bottle of Layla's powder- Donnnnnn!!!!! *Ta-da!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* 4laugh

Everyone: eek question

Danrei: -hugs Ki- Yes! You managed to grab some Ki-chan! Thanks you so much!

Ki: -blushes- whee

Dan: I still have no idea how that think could have got that during all that chaos.

ND: Who cares as long as we have it! -grabs bottle from Ki- Thanks Ki. -turns to Layla- And thanks Layla. Hopefully this will work.

Danrei: We are sorry that we got you angry, Layla-san.

Layla: Aw, forget about it, guys. As long as we can get the team better again, then I'm happy to help.

ND: Right. -goes up the infect group- Are you guys ready?

Danielle: I'm ready for anything.

Gwen: Whatever, just hurry up and do it so I can get to sleep.

Lynn: -reaches for bottle- MINE!

Arcel: Can I eat that?

Degona: I WANT TO DO IT FIRST!

Angel: Why can't I do it first?

Wolf: -facepalms- Just do it already so we can get on with this thing!

ND: Right. -hand bottle to Danrei- You know what to do.

Danrei: -opens bottle and pulls the contents into her hand- I hope this works. -takes deep breath and blows at the powder, causing it to float over the infected group-

-The powder floats down and covers the infected group, causing all of them to glow pink and gold. After a couple of moments, the glowing fades and the group goes back to normal and blinks. Everyone is silent-

Wolf: -whispers to Danrei and ND- Well? Did it work?

Danrei: I'm not sure Wolf-san. We need someone to test it.

Layla: But who?

-everyone looks at Dan-

Dan: -blinks in confusion- What are you guys looking at?

5 YOD: -trying desperately not to watch what's going on in the far corner- ....there goes our PG-13 rating...

SD: No, actually that doesn't come until later.

5YOD: I WAS JUST MAKING A COMMENT!!!

SD: Geeze! You sure you didn't get affected?

5YOD: .....go back to being useless...

SD: Make me, brat.

5YOD: Oh, real mature, superman-wannabe...

SD: Well at least I'm not the baby sitting in the corner hiding.

5YOD: I am no- ....ya know what? I'm not even gonna dignify that with an answer.

Danneh: -growls- Would you both SHUT UP?! I'm busy over here!!!

5YOD: -pales- I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!

SD: I told you! It's not like that yet!

Anger: EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

5YOD: Look we don't need any comments from the one who needs anger managemen- ....uh oh...

Danneh: -suddenly jerks up- What's uh oh?

5YOD: Uh....nothing.....

Danneh: -snarls storming over and snatches him up- Listen little brat! I've had enough of them ruining my plans, and I'm not going to let it happen again! Now, WHAT IS UH OH?!?

5YOD: -gulps while sweating- I....I think they might have found a cure...

Danneh: -eyes widen in anger- WHAT?! Who....why...HOW?!

5 YOD: One of them seems to have a special ability-

Danneh: It was Dan, wasn't it?! I knew it! He would be the one to ruin my-

SD: ....uh, are you even listening to yourself?

Danneh: ....you didn't hear that. -turns back to 5YOD- Now, what is going on?

5YOD: That fairy girl seems to have some kind of powder that changed everyone back to normal.

Danneh: Normal?! That's not good! How did she-

5YOD: Worse...I think they might still have some left.

Danneh: -glances over at Destiny whose inching over to Anger in worry- That can't be... I'll have to stop them. I should send- -stops in thought- No, nevermind, you've all failed me enough. I can't risk it this time. I'll go.

Devon: I'll come to!....Uh, for backup!

Danneh: ....right...

Anger: Me too. I need to kill something.

SD: Uh, what about....

Danneh: YOu stay here and try not to make things worse, okay?

5YOD: -glances over at Destiny then jumps on top of screen- I'M ONLY FIVE!!!!!

(Sorry if I seem like I'm jumping in too fast here...xD I fell awkward right now.)

Spectre [Off-screen]: Vlad? Vlad? Are you there? Ugh, what's with all the noise? HEY, VLAD?

Dan: ...Did you hear that?

Spectre: *strolls into room, and is taken aback by seeing them* Wha...? Who...who are you? What are you doing here? Where's Vlad? *Growls* I want answers.