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 Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:46 pm
"I'm alright. Quidi's alright. I don't think Deadpool is though." Adora said with a nervous laugh.
"Behave myself! Why should I when I have... wait a sec... I have it here somewhere..." Deadpool glanced around his belt and pulled off a grenade. "PINEAPPLE! Sweet sweet pineapple..."
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:38 pm
FrostBite stiffened when she saw Deadpool pull out something else, and it didnt look anything like a pineapple, and who knows what it could do, the sword was trouble enough. "Adora... I suggest you latch Quidi onto yourself and we run for our lives..." She saif before sprinting away. Not going to take any chances with that guy...
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:16 pm
"That's a good idea..." Adora grabbed Quidi by the scruff and set him on her back. She followed Frostbite away from Deadpool, not daring to look back.
"HEY! You still need to give me my sword back!" Deadpool shouted and pulled the pin from the 'pineapple'. He threw it as far as his arms can, and it soared straight into the air.
The air also conviently blew the panties away, in the direction of the gernade and the fleeing Ulayas.
"Who keeps on turning on the **** fan?!" He scampered after the piece of clothing without giving a second thought.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:27 pm
FrostBite looked behind her and saw that he threw the thing, whatever it is... I think I have an idea about whats going to happen... "Adora! Quick! duck and cover behind a tree!" She swirved to the side and hid behind a tree with a large trunk. Man, I just hope it isnt something real powerful... She thought biting her lip and covering her head in a crouching posision. And I hope Adora and Quidi will make it out alright...
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:38 pm
The gernade exploded in midair, catching some flying birds off guard. The shards flew into all directions, sticking into whatever was in their way like knives.
Deadpool finally caught up to his underwear, but his glee was cut short when a gernade shard went into his head. His eyes were crossed as he stared at the thing sticking out of his forehead.
"That hurts dammit!" He swore and yanked the shard out of his head. A steady stream of blood pour out of the wound before slowing down and stopping.
Adora, hiding behind the tree, gasped when a shard hit the trunk they were hiding behind. Making sure that Quidi was safe, she peeked out and witnessed the scene of Deadpool pulling out another shard out of his head.
She was immensely relieved that her son didn't see that, and the fool got what he deserved. But it still was really gross.
((If this is god-modding or anything just tell me. XP))
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:01 pm
FrostBite opened one eye when it was over, she turned around, the was a few chunks of the grenade stuck in the tree, thank goodness... She held tight onto the sword incase the idiot tried anything else. She looked at him and saw the horrbile wound, what if... Adora was too late!? "Adora, are you and Quidi alright!?" She really hoped that Quidi had fainted or something because now this was getting violent.
((I dont think it is, the guy does have a thick skull. xD))
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:06 pm
"I'm alright mom. And so is Quidi..." Adora continued to watch Deadpool, seeing if he was going to pull out another dangerous weapon.
The blood formed a dry scrab on his wound and the violent Ulaya grabbed the underwear and jammed it onto his head again.
"I have another pineapple! And panties! So give me back my sword or suffer the consequences! MWAHAHAhahaha.... That wasn't right! MWAHAHAHahahaha..."
He spent the next several minutes trying to get the pperfect evil laugh.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:28 pm
"Adora," she whispered to them from behind the tree, "I think we should run again." She silently climbed up the tree and tried best not to look down, then she stabbed the sword into the trunk as hard and deep as she could before jumping down and sprinting for her life again.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:36 pm
Adora watched Frostbite stick the sword in the tree and made sure that Quidi was still clinging to her back, with closed eyes.
"A very good idea..." She dashed away before he could do anything worse.
Deadpool finally made the perfect evil cackle and whooped with joy as he saw the sword stuck into the tree.
"WOOHOO! I pwn!" He shouted and ran towards it. But a sad realization came over him as he noticed that he couldn't climb it.
"I bet I can blow it up them! Go pineapple! I choose you!"
Deadpool pulled the pin out of the second gernade and threw it at the tree.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:50 pm
She looked behind her and saw him throw it at the tree. "Is he stupid or something!? Does he know nothing about what goes up must come down!? I suggest we run faster!" She said trying to speed up. "How do you deal with this guy!?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:07 pm
"I don't know how to deal with him!" Adora replied back and put on more speed. "I only met him a few days ago, and all I know is his name and that he's really really violent!"
She felt Quidi slipping and paused to help him up before continuing to run.
The gernade exploded, and this time, wood splinters flew everywhere along with grenade shards. Deadpool, smack dab in the middle of the explosion, ended up looking like a pincushion when the dust settled.
Yanking off the ruined underwear, he proceeded to shuffle through the debris, looking for his sword and singing a loud and obnoxious song.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:08 pm
FrostBite lowered her head when she heard the explosion, when it ended she stopped to see if she wasnt hurt. Good, I'm fine... just a few splinters caught in my fur... "You guys still in one piece?" She asked for the third time. She shook off the debries.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:01 pm
"We're both fine." Adora had some splinters in her fur, but thankfully, there wasn't any on Quidi.
"I wouldn't think Deadpool is though. All that sharp things in him must really hurt." She turned around, trying to find him.
Deadpool grabbed the gleaming blade out of the rubble and held it into the air. "I knew I wouldn't be seperated from you for long... It's like that Zelda game all over again!" He hummed the annoying 'finding-a-random-treasure-song' from the game and trotted towards the two Ulaya, still not noticing the things jutting out of him.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:06 pm
FrostBite mumbled, "oh, here he comes again... Can't you talk reasonably?" She them lowered to a whisper tone to Adora, "if we kick up a lot of dirt and dust to blind him then dash do you think we could lose him?" Its sure worth a try... "Because obviously any pain-involved tactics arnt working..."
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:18 pm
"Dust in his eyes might work... Quidi's on my back though so I won't be able to do much." She said and kicked some of the dirt with her forelegs.
"HEY! Are you ladies talking about me? Cause girls talk about me all the time!" Deadpool winked and walked on. He still wasn't fazed by the splinters and such, which were beginning to fall off after several steps. He did noticed the dirt flying around though.
"Is this a mating ritual? Rawr~!"
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