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 Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:44 pm
Crazy and Proud "Shoot.. what was that place? You know; where all the dirty people live?" "...Texas?" <- (D: Don't take offense to that... the desert in "The Hills Have Eyes" reminds me of Texas.) That cracked me up. xd I guess you're not really good at answering questions quickly, huh? xp ...Hendrix, you had to call 911? When? "Essentially, decaf coffee is the drink of choice for those that hate the jittery side effect, but would still like a bitter aftertaste." -Me, writing a speech about coffee, due tomorrow "I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume." - John Van Druten
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:02 pm
"My dog once ate a batch of my peach, mango, and banana scrub. He smelled like a tropical breeze for a week. Coming and going!" - Dolly Parton.
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:10 pm
No the kid was fine he fell from a tree and started turning blue. He messed his knee up but it wasn't serious. But still in the most serious of moments I make a fool of myself.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:07 am
"They say it's good to laugh once a day. I think I just filled up my quota for the entire week with that one."
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:42 pm
When prompted to provide the world's worst instruction course:
"Today, we're going to teach you how to catch a bullet! (falls down, shot)" -Brad Sherwood
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:53 pm
They said that old Cosmo was dense
For bettin' his wife for five cents
If she knows she'll be mad
If she's gone he'll be sad
I'm bettin' the pain is intense <-Fairly Odd Parents
"Want to know the difference between a cat and a dog? You love the dog, you feed the dog, you pet the dog they think you're king. You love the cat, you pet the cat, you feed the cat and they think they're king." <- Cat Book.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:50 pm
"It's just a hop skip and jump away from paradise." "You mean I have to SKIP? Forget it."
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:23 pm
"Hey, Ino, what are you watching?"
"'My name is Earl.'"
"Okay, Earl, what are you watching?"
-The Duplex
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:24 pm
"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires." <-Dorothy Parker
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:25 pm
"It's a giant MUSHROOM! Maybe it's friendly!" ~ Sokka from AtLA
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:32 pm
I loved that episode, just because of Sakka. xd
neutral "Since when was Momo on fire?"
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:55 am
scooterkid34 I loved that episode, just because of Sakka. xd neutral "Since when was Momo on fire?" Nonono. It's "Who lit Toph on fire?" LoL. Close though! blaugh
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:17 pm
Damn. sweatdrop
"Dance, water, dance!" Parappa the Rappa (I think?)
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:29 pm
"Only YOU can prevent forest fires." "Yeah, well, what about that guy in front of me who just flicked his cigarette out the window?" - A show I can't remember the title of right now.
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:04 pm
"I guess that, without the things that tie it on, your mask just falls off." ~ Seth/Ironoctopus
(Mrs. Wyatt: For the play we're going to be singing Amazing Grace, I assume everyone knows that one right?
Me: Oooh say can you see~ by the dawn's early li-
My sister: That's.... not the right song ...
Me: ....oh....)
(Me: You know I really hate when people look at me and automatically assume I'm mean, or smart, or... or...
Terry: or ugly
Me: YEAH! Or ug- Hey wait! )
-.- It's moments like these that make me seem slower than I really am.
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