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 Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:44 pm
there's only one ******** return and it ain't of the king...it's of the Jedi
~Randal Graves~ (which until recently was my internet handle so yeah...I was scoring lots of hot chicks because of it...psssh yeah riiiiight)
(I think that's how it went...I haven't watched it in a couple of days so that was as close as I could get without actually watching it right now...I personally liked the lord of the rings trilogy...but am ultimately a star wars fan)
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:04 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:27 pm
"Burn Boy fall down, go boom!"-Randal Graves, yea its from the TV show, but still funny.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:34 pm
Antiarchist rufus: you masterbate more than anybody on the planet jay: every body knows that Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:27 pm
Antiarchist rufus: you masterbate more than anybody on the planet jay: every body knows that rufus: yeah, but when you do it your thinking about guys.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:34 pm
Justice: Girls don't like being called bitches, Jay
Jay: How bout Boo-boo Kitty ******** Jay and Silent Bob Srikes Back]
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:15 pm
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:45 pm
Is it Safe?- Customer from the Tv show.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:44 am
Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
Serendipity: No. It never bothered me. So you were an artist! Big deal! Elvis was an artist. But that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. And that's why he's The King, and you're a schmuck.
Jay: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup.
Echo Base: [over Gordon's walkie talkie] I thought that was a 10-82.
Miramax Security Guard Gordon: No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.
Echo Base: [slightly amused] Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way...
Just some of my favorites.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:59 pm
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
....in a row?
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:03 pm
Snootch to the ******** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:55 pm
"That kid is back on the escalator again!" - Brodie(Mallrats)
Got that one as a bumpersticker. xp
Silent Bob: [to Holden] So there's me an' Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then about four months in, I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Dumb move, I know, but you know how it is - you don't really want to know, but you just have to... stupid guy bullshit. Anyway she starts telling me all about him - how they dated for years, lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But then she tells me that a couple times, he brought other people to bed with them - ménage a tois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind. I mean, I'm not used to that sort of thing, right? I was raised Catholic.
Jay: Saint Shithead.
[Silent Bob backhands him. Jay raises his fist as if to strike]
Silent Bob: Do something.
Silent Bob: [to Holden] So I get weirded out, and just start blasting her, right? This is the only way I can deal with it - by calling her a slut, and telling her that she was used - I mean, I'm out for blood I want to hurt her - because I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling. And I'm like "What the ******** is wrong with you?" and she's telling me that it was that time, in that place, and she didn't do anything wrong, so she's not gonna apologize. So I tell her it's over, and I walk.
Jay: ********.
Silent Bob: No, idiot. It was a mistake. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small - like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level or never be enough for her or something. And what I didn't get was that she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me, for the Bob. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away...
[Silent Bob lights a cigarette]
Silent Bob: So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy...
[takes a drag from his smoke]
Silent Bob: So to speak.
Had to have Bobs Chasing Amy speech in there somewhere. Snagged it from IMDB, since taking it from the poster doesnt have the actions labled on it.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:23 am
soadshuyin "That kid is back on the escalator again!" - Brodie(Mallrats) Got that one as a bumpersticker. xp Silent Bob: [to Holden] So there's me an' Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then about four months in, I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Dumb move, I know, but you know how it is - you don't really want to know, but you just have to... stupid guy bullshit. Anyway she starts telling me all about him - how they dated for years, lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But then she tells me that a couple times, he brought other people to bed with them - ménage a tois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind. I mean, I'm not used to that sort of thing, right? I was raised Catholic. Jay: Saint Shithead. [Silent Bob backhands him. Jay raises his fist as if to strike] Silent Bob: Do something. Silent Bob: [to Holden] So I get weirded out, and just start blasting her, right? This is the only way I can deal with it - by calling her a slut, and telling her that she was used - I mean, I'm out for blood I want to hurt her - because I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling. And I'm like "What the ******** is wrong with you?" and she's telling me that it was that time, in that place, and she didn't do anything wrong, so she's not gonna apologize. So I tell her it's over, and I walk. Jay: ********. Silent Bob: No, idiot. It was a mistake. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small - like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level or never be enough for her or something. And what I didn't get was that she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me, for the Bob. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away... [Silent Bob lights a cigarette] Silent Bob: So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy... [takes a drag from his smoke] Silent Bob: So to speak. Had to have Bobs Chasing Amy speech in there somewhere. Snagged it from IMDB, since taking it from the poster doesnt have the actions labled on it.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:52 pm
Jay in Dogma: KIll it Kill it!
xD
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