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 Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:49 pm
So that nobody can say we poop in our pants.
'Cause we don't poop in our pants...we poop in our underwear.
See?
So if somebody says "Do you poop in your pants?"
You can say no an dbe entirely truthful.
Why is the word "end" included in the word "friend"?
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:36 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:38 pm
To kiss you better, my dear xDD
Why do different people percieve different
shades of the exact same color?
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:11 am
Because, when we were all being made in the
Human Factory, the boob guy was recently hired,
and he thought it would be fun to play around
with the Infla-Boob machine, thus making our
lives difficult. Needless to say, the manager was pissed.
Why does my hot neighbor go outside to play
soccer without a shirt on whenever he gets in
a fight with his father, knowing that I have a
perfect view of his backyard and, thus, him
whenever he does this?
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:10 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:58 pm
Because, for some strange reason, men like itchy backs.
Who chose green to be the "go" color and red for the "stop color"?
Futhermore, who chose the hexagonal sign shape?
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:36 pm
The Shindig Who chose green to be the "go" color and red for the "stop color"?
Futhermore, who chose the hexagonal sign shape?
Why do people like different things?
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:20 pm
Because humans are stubborn and we
don't like to admit that we're all the same.
Why does daylight savings have to exist?!
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:13 pm
  rofl what the hell is daylight savings? Because the sun thought you peoples needed to save a little day light To give yourselves indoor tanning What the freck wasn't Jamal working today. D:< lawlz
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:17 pm
{Daylight savings is when people put their
clock one hour ahead in the spring and
one hour behind in the fall.
Haven't the foggiest as to why, though.}
Jamal had a tummy ache, so he couldn't make it.
Will I fail my biology exam tomorrow?
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:48 am
Uhh......I have to ask my psychologist. xD
Why do I feel sleepy these days?
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:13 am
Because you live too close to
Slumberland, and it affects you.
What happens inside a cater-
pillars cocoon? oO
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:17 am
The butterfly fairy grants all of the caterpillar's intimate fantasies until the time comes when the caterpillar has to pay for what he did; he turns into a butterfly. o.O??
Who made the black hole?
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:50 am
The same person who came up
with the white hole.
Does a grasshopper really
love music?
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