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 Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:21 pm
I only got one but yeah. your mommas so short you can see her feet in her drivers liscense.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:32 am
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sing " We are family"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:07 pm
Heres one from the starwars robot chicken special
Your mamas so dumb she kept saying are not to R2.
Your mamas so dumb she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:26 pm
Your momma's so fat, when she sings it's over.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:20 pm
Your mama's so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, it said "To Be Continued"
Your mama's so ugly, that her reflection quit.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:04 am
Lol these are great jokes. I know a lot of you probably wouldn't say this stuff to a guy because of their combats. I actually say them to my guy friends and cousins lol. My girl friends find it immature or they are just bad at them.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:43 pm
Here's one:
Yo momma's so fat, when ya daddy climbs on top of her his ears pop.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:28 pm
lols, everyone ... here is just a few yo mama jokes,, some i made up n some are just ones everyone has heard of before;
yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat everyone shouts "TAXI"
yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sing "we are family"
yo mama so fat she influences the tides
yo mama so fat we she sits on the beach greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean
yo mam so fat when she leaves to beach everyone shouts "THE COAST IS CLEAR!"
yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror, not only does it break but the pieces burn up in flames
yo mama so stupid she fell out of a tree when she was told to rake leaves
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama so stupid she burnt her ear while ironing cause the phone rang
yo mama so stupid she burnt the other ear when the caller rang back
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:57 pm
Yo Mamma so dumb she thought taco Bell was a mexican phone company!
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:05 pm
Yo Mama so fat that when the police showed her a picture of her feet she couldn't I.D. them.
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:03 pm
Yo, mamma so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:27 pm
Yo Mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:45 am
I love this guild already xD
3nodding
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:29 am
Your mom is so stupid she thought that MySpace was a sexual position.
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