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 Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:24 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:24 am
hey how do you get the thingies that look like earrings on your avatar?
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:25 am
have you seen any of these yet? 
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:26 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:28 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:29 am
Escalla hey how do you get the thingies that look like earrings on your avatar? lunar cowl
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:31 am
kasey_k Escalla hey how do you get the thingies that look like earrings on your avatar? lunar cowl ah thanks ~_^
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:33 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:38 am
 moon: no prob do you wanna borrow it?
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:02 pm
i've been waiting for this to be back so i could post something i found funny!
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned
into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor,it was like this: When the lady got
on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under
a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned."
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment
will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile."
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."
"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:56 am
Escalla i've been waiting for this to be back so i could post something i found funny! ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor,it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile." "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...I just lost it." "CASE DISMISSED!!"
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:04 pm
sometimes dad actually sends me a forward that made me giggle:
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there
and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it ...
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he
approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my d**k," he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor
in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others,
if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:27 pm
Bush In Hell
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.
In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:35 pm
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