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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:18 am
I'm not that interested in her.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:20 am
well there's probably some talent in OVW that you could convince to be a spokesmodel for your Simon System. it'd be a good idea to choose one that actually looks like a fitness model.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:22 am
There is no Simon Dean here. He died like...last month.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:24 am
*shrugs* then I have no clue what could help you. maybe a night of binging.....
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:26 am
Does Melina have a sister?
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:28 am
nope. at least not to my knowledge. if she does she's kept them well hidden, the only sibling she's acknowledged is a brother.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:30 am
JohnnyNitro_MNM nope. at least not to my knowledge. if she does she's kept them well hidden, the only sibling she's acknowledged is a brother. Story of my life.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:33 am
well if you wrote it you could get a lot of female readers by turning it into a sappy romance novel.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:34 am
I don't want to be Fabio!
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:39 am
yea. nobody does. he's too damn ugly, or at least an ugly version of Arnold Shortzanagger (however it's spelled).
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:41 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:43 am
it's cause he's posed for all thos novel covers and did butter commercials. I don't understand the butter commercial appeal, but it's there somehow.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:45 am
Yeah. Butter commercials are only good when it has bikini models.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:47 am
but they can't really be used to sell butter effectively. the product of butter isn't aimed at horny bastards.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:50 am
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