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Distracted by father's motorcycle accident. That and a feckin' Hamster chewed through my Laptop's charger cord and I was computerless for ages. (threedaysduetomelodramatics["Horrors!"])

So uh...what's cookin' good lookin'?

Edit:
LOL@
A: A punch coming, eh? Well, seeing as you're a seven-year-old child and I'm riding in a twenty-meter mecha, I won't bother dodging.
B: Fooled you! I have the power to DESTROY EVERYTHING when I punch it! I'm just like an X-Man, and therefore require you to suspend all logic when RPing with me! Oh, and I have the power to save steal your girlfriend, too.

Also. I am disappointed in my female-kin! I see one female profile. Tentacle rape! TT.TT < Went to throw together a profile of some obscure character that is sure not to win this tournament. >

Let's just say...his pinky dislocated from the socket and went -through- the palm. Not a pretty sight. And yes, please, reserve one for me. I had the day free but it's suddenly filled with a last minute job interview so that will save me time. I'll hash it out when I get home.

That was the worst profile I've ever thrown together. I'll have to work on it later just to sate my obsessions.

Am excited, though! I'll see if Gabe wants to get in on it. Also. Who do I donate gold to?

I will subject them to torture.

I highly doubt that will happen.

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." (Albert Einstein)




“Be of good cheer. Do not think of today's failures, but of the success that may come tomorrow. You have set yourselves a difficult task, but you will succeed if you persevere; and you will find a joy in overcoming obstacles. Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost.” (Helen Keller)


“It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can do only a little. Do what you can.”
(Sydney Smith)


“Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.”
(Lloyd Jones)

“There is never a traffic jam created from people going the extra mile”
(Jeff Dixon)


"It is better to have tried and failed, than to never have tried at all." (Lord Alfred Tenneson, in an indirect way.)







I've got plenty, how many more do you want?


I don't want that attitude around, serious or not. It's that sort of attitude that will cause the guild to stall out again and then we won't have something epic, like we possibly could.

I'm pretty sure theres gonna be joiners.