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 Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:03 am
You're just going kamakazi today arn't you?
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:12 am
-walks off, cleaning the knife- Hardly. I haven't killed myself yet, so it's not technically kamaka-UGH! -trips on the blowtorch, smacks his head into the marble counter and stabs himself in the throat-
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-stands above his own body- ...Mother ********.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:14 am
xd there we go... and you went out with style. Got to give you an eight point score for that.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:19 am
Ah, but forget not, Darshendros owns my soul. Which means my physical body is without death. -steps back into his mouth and sinks in- So I can die all I want. -stands up and pulls the knife out- And it never really kills me. Not until I've met the millionth' baby quota.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:20 am
I give it a nine and a half for multiple injurious occurences. Plus, it was decently gory. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:31 am
[ Just Another Face ] Ah, but forget not, Darshendros owns my soul. Which means my physical body is without death. -steps back into his mouth and sinks in- So I can die all I want. -stands up and pulls the knife out- And it never really kills me. Not until I've met the millionth' baby quota. death is defined by when your physical form's heart stops beating and you stop breathing. You may be able to come back to life but in all technicality you died. You're just a more glorified Kamikaze Jebus. ^.^
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:34 am
Taki Morivan I give it a nine and a half for multiple injurious occurences. Plus, it was decently gory. mrgreen Why thank you. -wipes bits of skull and brain off his forehead from the counter-slam- And that is true, Wingy. So, in that most amazing occurance... -ties himself to some fireworks and lights, gets sent sailing into the sky with a screech before exploding in a blue, green, yellow and purple series of lights- ... -a flaming corpse comes slamming into the ground with a loud and squishy thud, and Griff's 'psudosoul', his being while Darsh holds onto his soul, drifts downward like Mary Poppins- ...This is fun.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:34 am
Taki Morivan I give it a nine and a half for multiple injurious occurences. Plus, it was decently gory. mrgreen hmmm... though true, you must look at the fact that there could of been more bumps, scraps and bruises. Also dieing by the point of a blade? It's been done, though then again the sheer stupitidy of it being his own blade does make it more amuzing. Alright, I see your point, however I only up my score to be a 9. Simply because I think he could of done more with it. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:42 am
-grins- OH! OH! I got it! -runs over and grabs an Uzi, because for whatever reason, we have an Uzi-
-puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Nothing happens- ...The ********? -beats the clip in place and then shakes it until it goes off on accident, shooting his hand in three spots, making him drop the gun with a scream. It clatters to the ground, letting off a few rounds at a time, blasting him in the left thigh, up through the groin, belly, ribs, heart, lungs, throat and eventually right in the right eyeball, which sends him onto his back, twitching-
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:45 am
amusing and very ironic... however the fact that you initially wished to shoot yourself with the gun, and in the end was killed by the said gun. Well it loses some hilarity... I believe that too only deserves a 9 at most.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:54 am
Damn. Alright, lemme think on this one... OH! It's more firework fun!
-runs outside with a BIG DADDEH! firework, which has a child label and everything because it has the explosive equivilent of a stick of C4. Griff sticks it into the dirt and points it at his head, opening his mouth as he lights the rocket, standing there. However, just as the fuse is about to burn to the fuel, a gust of wind goes, and the rocket is turned- Gah wai-! -the rocket flies off in the wrong direction, into the air. It flies up and up and up and... Oh snap. It just collided with, of all things, Gambino's personal jet! And as it takes evasive action to prevent from crashing hard into the ground, it actually begins firing a rail gun! Three golf-ball sized holes get burned cleanly into Griff, but not one of them acting as a fatal blow. As he lay there to bleed, screaming his head off, the jet slams into him in a fiery burst!-
GYA!! -his left arm and head are sticking out, and he's alive!- Dear god! Someone save me! Oh DEAR GOD! Oh jeez! No nononononono! -squash. Gambino lands on Griff's skull via parachute-
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:57 am
xd bravo, that deserves a 10.
I give you the best death medal.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:59 am
-his psudo soul claims the award- Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go murder some helpless person and restore my health points!
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:03 am
No prob, and I'll be off working on your award
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:08 am
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