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 Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:47 pm
Granted. The realization that you will not call will be spread from girl to girl around the world until it has become so distorted that the common rumor is that you kill girls who do not call you by strangling them with the phone cord. You are considered by some powerful women to be a danger and so they have you thrown in prison. Introducing: Bubba!
I wish I could levitate at will, and maintain the levitation for however long I wished to.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:28 am
Granted. But you cannot control the height or speed at which you rise and thus are smashed into the ceiling whenever you take off. Other than that, good sailing!
I wish I could find my good chapstick.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:05 am
Granted, it's just that there's no more chapstick left.
I wish I didn't break my Pez despenser.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:26 am
Granted but there' no more Pez.
I wish I was in Georgia.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:46 am
Granted, however no ones knows you, and since you mysteriously appeared, people assume your a strange, mystical being. They then assume you some form of demon, and your basically beaten to death.
I wish that I could go to Borders to spend my damn gift card >>;
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:58 pm
Granted. But theres nothing good left to buy with your gift card. So your either left with crappy romance novels or childrens books that help you with your ABC's!
I wish my car would just WORK
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:14 pm
Granted but you get so excited that you crash into a tree.
I wish I had a Pez dispenser that isn't broken and or invested with any kind of disease or sickness.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:50 pm
Granted, but it only dispenses birth control pills.
I wish that everything I expected to happen happened.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:58 pm
Granted, but you end up shooting yourself because life gets so boring.
I wish I had a higher income.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:24 pm
Granted, you now earn 5 cents more per day than you did before.
I wish people would stop mixing up n00bs and newbies.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:42 am
cup_noodles Granted, you now earn 5 cents more per day than you did before.
I wish people would stop mixing up n00bs and newbies. Granted. The word "nub" once again becomes the choice of the vernacular. Nobody can really tell, and after the infestation of /b/dom, nobody really cares. I wish Tennessee wasn't so far away. ;-;
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:24 pm
Granted. Now we all become part of the Tennesse Republic after a long fought civil war, where Tennesse-ians rebel against the people who make fun of their accents. Now Tennesse will always be in your back yard.
I wish my next semester at school goes smoother.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:26 pm
Me too.
I wish I could jump like that frog guy in the first X-Men movie.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:33 pm
Granted. But you're not very good at figuring out all the physics of it and you end up smashing your head into ceilings and walls more often then not.
I wish... I were... and Oscar Meyer wiener.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:53 pm
Granted, but you get eaten the second you turn into the Weiner.
I wish oranges tasted like bananas.
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