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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:50 pm
Poke them to death.
Why does lotion make our skin soft?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:52 pm
I dunno, but it sure does taste good.
Where are my keys?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:53 pm
KJ: In your belly with the lotion.
Why did KJ eat the lotion?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:53 pm
Got hungry.
What happens if you crossbreed a cow with a hamster?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:53 pm
You get a cowster.
How do headphones work?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:55 pm
Vibrations.
What's the capital of Assyria?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:55 pm
Your mom.
Why does the heart beat?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:57 pm
^ to keep up with the music.
Why does spearmint burn?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:57 pm
Cubic: Would you rather it played the guitar? Vanilla: Because it doesn't like you.
Really, would you rather your heart played the guitar?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:59 pm
Definetly
Where did the Easter bunny come from?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:17 pm
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Santa's wife and out popped the Easter bunny.
Why does Zakum have 6 arms? gonk
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:20 pm
Necro: One to hold the beer, one to hold the sandwich, one for the remote, one for the chips, and one for... petting the cat! That's six, right?
What does my shortening of Necrophile's name make you think of?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:21 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:24 pm
Vanilla: ...*sleeping, suddenly wakes up and shouts answer* Christopher Columbus! 0.o *sleepy stare* Who was the first to discover America?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:26 pm
Leonardo Davinci
Do you really love me?
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