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 Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:41 pm
1. my bff just deleted me from her msn.
2. I love warrior cats!!! They are just about the best books ever!!
3. I have a crush on chris from "cute with chris"
4. CAKE
5. I just spilled water on my keyboard
6. My 4 year old sister tells me i suck
7. i woke up at 1 in the afternoon
8. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
9. i can't even get on a bike
10. I'm 15
11. and never even been looked at by a boy
12. I'm on Gaia!!
13. i'm a youtuber
14. my camra broke the first time i used it
15. i have princess tissuses
16. I'm not a good speller
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:36 am
Darth Monkey Darth Monkey Darth Monkey Darth Monkey Darth Monkey Darth Monkey 1.Im 13 years old and i still like cartoons 2.im damn near obsessed with SLIPKNOT 3.I got dumped because i was stupid 4.Im broke 5.I memorize songs and sing in my head all the time I can think of more just give me time 6.My emo haircut 7.I loooooooooooooove PREDATOR 8.Im secretly in love with a member on Gaia 9.I get grounded WAAAAY to easily 10.I scratched emo words into my arms once 11.I get bored easily 12.Im hyperactive because I can be 13.one time I was so lazy I got grounded for the whole ******** summer 14.I need to clean up my sides 15.My room looks like a war zone 16.I hang out with skater punks even though im classified as a rocker 17.I twitch in my sleep.... 18.I have dreams about random girls that I know ( both real life and online ) 19.When not dreaming about girls I have LOTS AND LOTS OF NIGHTMARES gonk 20.I sleep up to 4 times a day ( record is 7 ) 21.Iv been called a whore even though im a dude. 22.I have to include the word "********" in ever sentence I say. 23.I always fall asleep when I hear Slipknot playing REALLY loud 24.Im failing 2 easy classes 25.I have various nicknames in my family 26.I tell girls I love them just so I can get money out of them 27.did I mention iv been called a whore? 23.I grew out my hair just so I could use a quote from family guy on one of myspace pictures 24.I qoute the evil characters from video games and movies...and imitate their voices such as the Theron Sentinels "diiieeeee ssssapien" and the Witch King of Angmars "send forth all legions...do not stop until the city is taken...slay them all 25.I have a Sage like knowledge on Lord of The Rings.... seriously I know everything there is to know and wwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy more 26.I enjoy quoting Dr. Rockso the rock'N'roll clown..............I do cocaine 27.I almost fought a clown on my Baby cousins 1st. Birthday 28.For some reason and i have no idea why, homicidal clown killers i.e Sweet Tooth, Joker, and Pennywise dont scare me...but regular happy clowns do such as ronald macdonald 29.I watch the final battle from the Lord of The Rings: the Two Towers everyday when I come home from school...on full blast 30.I will refuse to eat certain breakfast dishes...if there is no ketchup....no lie 31.I know all the names of the Colossi from "Shadow Of the Colossus" 32.I actually PRACTICED to memorize all the Colossi names ask New Genius I can't believe you've spelled my screename wrong...I want too do like Cato in the Pink Panther films and test DM's new knowledge of the Colossi. I just say Colossi #16 and if he answers wrong I kick him in his teeth.
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 9:12 pm
NewGenious Darth Monkey Darth Monkey Darth Monkey Darth Monkey 16.I hang out with skater punks even though im classified as a rocker 17.I twitch in my sleep.... 18.I have dreams about random girls that I know ( both real life and online ) 19.When not dreaming about girls I have LOTS AND LOTS OF NIGHTMARES gonk 20.I sleep up to 4 times a day ( record is 7 ) 21.Iv been called a whore even though im a dude. 22.I have to include the word "********" in ever sentence I say. 23.I always fall asleep when I hear Slipknot playing REALLY loud 24.Im failing 2 easy classes 25.I have various nicknames in my family 26.I tell girls I love them just so I can get money out of them 27.did I mention iv been called a whore? 23.I grew out my hair just so I could use a quote from family guy on one of myspace pictures 24.I qoute the evil characters from video games and movies...and imitate their voices such as the Theron Sentinels "diiieeeee ssssapien" and the Witch King of Angmars "send forth all legions...do not stop until the city is taken...slay them all 25.I have a Sage like knowledge on Lord of The Rings.... seriously I know everything there is to know and wwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy more 26.I enjoy quoting Dr. Rockso the rock'N'roll clown..............I do cocaine 27.I almost fought a clown on my Baby cousins 1st. Birthday 28.For some reason and i have no idea why, homicidal clown killers i.e Sweet Tooth, Joker, and Pennywise dont scare me...but regular happy clowns do such as ronald macdonald 29.I watch the final battle from the Lord of The Rings: the Two Towers everyday when I come home from school...on full blast 30.I will refuse to eat certain breakfast dishes...if there is no ketchup....no lie 31.I know all the names of the Colossi from "Shadow Of the Colossus" 32.I actually PRACTICED to memorize all the Colossi names ask New Genius I can't believe you've spelled my screename wrong...I want too do like Cato in the Pink Panther films and test DM's new knowledge of the Colossi. I just say Colossi #16 and if he answers wrong I kick him in his teeth. the name has been corrected my apologies my mental capacity was focused on trying to remember the Colossi Names.........#16! the Grand Gigas gaawdd the name itself just oozes dread gonk
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:57 pm
Indeed it does. But its easy to answer now you've got internet. I'm talking about like...You're at a restaurant and you hear "Colossi #4" you don't know where it came from. If you get it wrong I reveal my location dressed as one of the waitresses, tackle Vale Tudo style and ******** you up.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:41 pm
NewGenious Indeed it does. But its easy to answer now you've got internet. I'm talking about like...You're at a restaurant and you hear "Colossi #4" you don't know where it came from. If you get it wrong I reveal my location dressed as one of the waitresses, tackle Vale Tudo style and ******** you up. .......#4 Exuios-something prime haha yes score!
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:46 pm
Darth Monkey NewGenious Indeed it does. But its easy to answer now you've got internet. I'm talking about like...You're at a restaurant and you hear "Colossi #4" you don't know where it came from. If you get it wrong I reveal my location dressed as one of the waitresses, tackle Vale Tudo style and ******** you up. .......#4 Exuios-something prime haha yes score! Yes...score...score an a**-whoopin.
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:43 pm
What makes me a loser is my little secrete... ninja
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:55 pm
that you should tell us because we are very welcoming.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:55 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:35 pm
To do, we are really welcoming, just not to DM, we have to mess with him, it's in the bylaws.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:40 pm
that's part of the rules isn't it?
- feel free to post anywhere.
- tell your friends about us.
- mess with DM.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:03 pm
not they, he. DM = Darth Monkey
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:33 pm
Right, I'm imagining Confuseus saying that with a tone of disappointment.
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