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 Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:02 pm
Well we are kind of laid back with our band teacher. It was in jazz band and we were eating chinease food in his office. So my friend starts telling him this story and using some profanitys and my band teacher was picks up his fortune froma fortune cookie and says "ya' know we outta have a no cussin' rule in effect here starting now," he then drops his fortune cookie and goes "s**t" he didn't even know he said it and we were laughin' for like 15 second before he realized.
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:18 pm
"got my car fixed....its my birthday!" while dancing to some music he made us play
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:28 pm
I am a band geek
My new BD is awesome. These are some quotes
My other BD's baton is split down the middle and the first time he picked it up he said "It's like this cause she beats you huh?"
"First we need to just get the rythems and pitched down. Then we can get our groove on ok?"
There was some work being done outside and there was a like a gasoline smell coming in. So he was like "Groovy baby.."
This kid was a hippie for Halloween and he had a guitar and my other BD said to give it to Mr. Foster (the one who has said all these things) and he's like "It's a First Act...must be from Wal Mart."
We were playing America The Beautiful and trumpets kept playing a wrong note to to the tune of America the Beautiful he sang "Don't play that note because it's bad..don't stick it up at school!" Talking about a note played with the middle finger
More later!
Got a PROBLEM with that?!
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:35 pm
I am a band geek
This is my other BD, Mrs. Cuilla. She complains that her trumpet players don't have their bells up.
"TRUMPETS! Bells OVER the stands to towards me! Our BUTTS do not have ears!"
"I would have to stop, because I'm competition the judges would say that I need to teach my tamborine players how to hold it! Maybe I'm just a dumb flute player!" and all the flutes went "Hey!"
"And they are ALL going to be in Marching band (referring to trombones)" biggrin <-Her Smile "I love you Mr. Borchich" (he is a trombone player.
Got a PROBLEM with that?!
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:52 pm
ou rband directors are soo funny. The other day, this kid was saying "I like..." then he paused and my band director came in and said " i like big butts and i cannot lie.." ...it was soo funny..yet soooo disturbing xd
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:22 pm
I pwn all:
Waldenmeyer: *ruffles Kempken's hair* she's a good kid.
Kempken: Ow...my hair hurts.
Waldenmeyer: ...your hair or your head?
Kempken: My hair...I think it's growing.
Waldenmeyer: ...*weird stare*
...
I pwn.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:48 am
Mr Machin (3rd Best Trumpet Player In Australia Woot Go Him) just randomly blurted out "There are 2 guys and one has a steering wheel down his pants. The first guy goes dude, you know you have a steering wheel down your pants? and the second guy goes yeh! it's driving me nuts" xp and gosh Mr Magee.... he's priceless.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:24 pm
"If you stand up, your boobs will fall off!?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:16 pm
"Ding-a-ling-a-ling, it's a band thing!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:22 pm
one time during practice, the band derecter was telling us to got short, long, short, long, and then he was slong, slong, slong, slong, we all just burst out laughing. Then another time we were practing for our christmas concert, and we where playin angles we have heard on high, and then he said that we were spose to make it sound like angels we've head on high, not angels we've heard, while we where high, it was so funny, lol
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Socrates_Peaceful_Warrior
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:22 pm
My BD, Mr. Walters, always says a joke right when we are about to play like "So a polar bear walks into a bar and says can I have a Diet........Coke? The bar tender asks why the long pause? The polar bear says I don't know I have always had them." When we are not playing right he tells what we are suppose to do we sigh and he says "I know it's like I want you to think or something."
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:24 pm
Well, this isn't really something that he said, but more of something that he did,
We were marching down the street one day during class, and Mr. Z was marching backwards in front of the band so he could see everything stuff, well, he didn't realise that there were parked cars on the street and he backed right into one and practicly fell over xDD
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:48 pm
My band teacher is really funny, and she is always saying whacky things that just make me stop and laugh. She told me that she'd visit me one summer at my dad's restraunt, and I told her the last weekend that she had to come visit me because she promised, and nobody that I knew came all weekend. When I came into school, I said to her that I "sincerely" wanted to thank her for visiting me, and she realized I was sarcastic and she said Any time. Then I told my friends the same thing when they came in and she was off doing something and I hear from one of her practice rooms where she was getting drums organized, She's being Sarcastic
Another time on the way home from the memorial day parade my friend and I were stumbling over the words to La Vie Boheme (from Rent) and we just stopped, not being able to think up the next line, and next thing we know our band director had picked up where we left off and she did a rock-like head toss it was SO funny!
Once we were practicing and behind where our director conducts there's a bunch of instruments, and she says, Ok the instruments are your parents, and you are performing this next song so get it overwith, ok wave to everyone in the crowd now! and she made us all wave and says, ok now back to bussiness...
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:52 pm
"I'm gonna need some aloe for that burn." xd
"...why is my binder broken?" (said the day after he tossed it off the tower)
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:10 pm
I drew a picture of toast on the board, and my band director came back and erased it, then said "put that over toast."
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