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 Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 4:16 pm
Sam watched horrified then laughed his head off. "Wow, this is hillarious. You look like a purple jello lady!" he cackled. He then proceeded to scratch his butt. It was an odd, but natural monkey thing to do. "Since I'm so small would that make me a Capuchin?" he wondered aloud.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 7:19 pm
"I have to agree with the monkey... you look like a woman made of jello..." the vampire commented, "And YOU! No scratching your butt on my head... I'm not afraid to drop you..."
Being a small as he was, a drop from such a height would surely kill him if he wasn't careful.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 8:32 pm
Suddenly the room turns dark as a magical portal opens up. Spitting out a skeleton, weilding a nice waraxe, it spills out onto the floor as the portal vanishes. It's pieces everywhere sort of lie dormant for a second or two.
"That's the last time I bloody touch a damned shining jewel!" shouted the skull as all the skeleton's pieces re-assemble together. After the sounds of loud joint cracking noises, he grabs his head and snaps it on with one last final loud 'CRUNCH'.
"Ahh that's better!" he said looking about the room. "Woah what the heck? Where am I?" he said notcing a vampire...a very large looking one. "Woah it's a fat vampire! Heh, I knew that somethn' like this would happen if ye drank too much blood!" he commented rattling with laughter. This had tickled Brillux's funny bone apparantly.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:38 pm
"Now thats a potion I didn't know about..." Viper comments, recovering from her surprise. Rolling her eyes she turned to face the skeleton creature that'd just called her fat.
"I'll have you know I haven't feasted in days..." she started, a hand on her hip and the other atop her large belly. "I'm pregnant... this is all baby weight."
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:45 pm
If Brillux had eyes they would be bluging from his sockets in shock. "A knocked up vampire!? Now I've seen everything! Talk about a miracle, I thought vampires couldn't breed?" he said with a smirk.
"Uhh...can you tell me where I am by the way? I touched some sort of gem a silly adventurer was holding after he dropped it from runnin' scared from her lovely face. I touch it and bam! Here I am stuck in a room with a knocked-up and fat vampiress."
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 6:42 am
Will glared at the monkey and vampire, opening her mouth to speak, but was interrupted by the unexpected new arrival.
"A skeleton?" she simply asked. She would have fled earlier, but it was amazing what transforming into a monster did for your desensitization. Instead, it just crossed her mind how much like one of her old RPGs this shop was starting to look like.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:21 pm
"You'd be correct in that sense... but we're in a magical potion shop..." Viper told the skeleton. "And call me fat again and I'll knock your block back where you came from..."
Despite her condition, a vampire's super human strength was a might to be reckoned with.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:25 pm
"Testy eh? Must the the sudden hormones ye developed." he chuckled. "Anyway rotund vampiress..you say this is a potion shop eh? Facinating. I take it a potion is what helped ye feel life within' yer dead body?' he said not terrified of her threats.
She seemed like quite the fun person to tease or at least hang out with. Being dead at least she wouldn't try to burn him or run away screaming. Yet the thought of a fat vampiress waddling away quickly and screaming in fear tickled his funnybone. This caused him to chuckle.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:42 pm
"Its one of the many things this shop sells, " Viper replies nodding her head towards the woman-shaped blob creature.
"You'd be able to see them had you have any eyeballs..." she adds, pulling a three stooges moment and jabbing two fingers in the skeleton's empty eye sockets.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:47 pm
he chuckled. "Alright..alright I'm sorry. Look I can see well thanks to some undead necromancy. I have to say that if I was alive I'd let you drain me dry just for a chanse to kiss thos lucious looking lips of yours." he would wink or blush but since he had no skin he really couldn't.
Leaning up against a nearby wall he shifted his bones around a little. "I never caught your name Vampiress. Do you run this little potion lemonaid stand?" he mused.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:31 pm
"Names Viper and no I don't, but with the employees otherwise distracted at the moment. I've taken over." Viper replies, looking around at the mess she had to get cleaned up now. "As for living, they have a potion for that along the back wall..."
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:15 pm
Will caught the vampire staring at the mess of broken glass and potions next to her. "Don't worry about it," she said. "I made the mess, I'll clean it up--at least I should still be able to make myself useful in this form."
The slime-girl glided across the floor and reached for a mop behind the counter. It was just out of her grasp... and then it wasn't. She blinked, comprehension finally settling in after a few seconds. "I... I can stretch!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:47 pm
"That's amazing..." Sam said as he jumped away from Viper and landed on a table. "Someone give me another potion. I'm bored with being a monkey."
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:53 pm
A barrage of potions came out from the door to the back room, aimed in the general direction of the monkey, accompanied by screams of frustration. Apparently, Alfina wasn't happy about something...
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:22 pm
"H-hey!" the slimegirl cried as potions began barraging the shop floor. "There are more of us out here!" She gave an embarrassing (to her former self) shriek as a bottle flew straight at her--and collided with her with a harmless "splut," sinking in.
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