Welcome to Gaia! ::

"kiss my grits!"

"The preacher told me silence is a virtue. Aolga told me virtue is a sin"-Arjuna Griest "Mariana"

"It seems so strange to call getting paid to have sex work, because it is actually my biggest hobby. But, other than having sex or thinking about sex or talking about sex, there are a few things I like to do while I am resting. I am a big NFL fan and love Sunday football. I also like to go to motorcycle races, mostly so that I can walk around in a tiny G-string, but also because the crashes are cool to watch. But, whenever I go out at night, I always end up in a strip-club somewhere. They are one of my favorite places to be. Other than that, I like to hang-out with my family in my home and watch T.V. and paw at my husband."
--Zana, on her hobbies outside of work

"d**k is like school, when it gets hard ******** it"

"When all else fails start a mosh."

Okay this one is from Stith from Titan A.E.

(She just ran out of fire power while shooting Dreje ships)

"Well it's been fun*

If something doesnt kill u for the first time it might kill u for the second time, it just depends on have u got stonger or weaker after first time ...

"Tis but a scratch."
"Your arm's off!"
"No, it isn't."
"Then what's that then?"
"...I've had worse."
"You lie!"
~Monty Python and the Holy Grail

eek "I'll do you for that!"
~Black Knight

...The entire Black Knight scene, because to quote it in its entirety would be quite a bit of quoting.

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
~Noelie Altito

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult."
~Charlotte Whitton

"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
~Russell Baker

"Hey...it's not like I can help it. No guy can. It's just a matter of putting the pressure in the right places and 'HELLO, NURSE!'"
~one of my guy friends after some of my friends and I teased him about popping one after we messed with him.

"I am not sincere, even when I say I'm not."
~Jules Renard

"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
~Laurence J. Peter

"Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity. Don't fight them. Just find a different way to stand."
~Oprah Winfrey