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 Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:43 pm
People in my band like to find trombone players and grab them, while telling their other friends that they have a "boner"
Stupid, but awesomely funny.....
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:31 am
I took My trumpet mouth piece and put it on my saxophone and played it....it sounded like a retarded baritone....Oh wait Our Baritone players already sound like that!
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:11 am
um.....i nearly stabbed someone with my base endpin. my freind was in front of my when i was carryiny the instument and i somehow managed to trip ovr thin air and fell, nearly running her though. luckily on one died i didnt go to jail........bt we do have a hole in the wall that is suspicously the same size and depth of my endpin........
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:14 am
Sticking a clarinet to your forehead and shouting, "LOOK! I'M A UNICORN!"
That's always a blast.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:09 am
I was teaching one of my friends to play flute but he got really frustrated and I think he was trying to throw the flute but somehow he got his finger stuck inside of it. We had to pull it off of him. After that he thought it would be funny to get his finger stuck again so in the end I got to duct tape his fingers so they wouldn't fit inside the flute.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:38 am
our drummers tend to pance the new drummer all the time, countless people have said to have seen his naked a** but i havent yet
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:49 am
I like to take the mouthpiece off of my sax and blow into the neck the a brass embrochure (I probably didn't spell that right) It actually does make a sound and I can play four notes doing it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:54 am
There may be plenty of fish in the sea 
The clarinettists in my band like to pull the mouthpiece off and cup their hands around the bottom of it.
If you blow into it, and then move your hands, it makes really weird noises.
Fun! biggrin but who really wants to date a fish?
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:24 am
shtickemup Sticking a clarinet to your forehead and shouting, "LOOK! I'M A UNICORN!" That's always a blast. Definately, so is having one of your friends try to blow their spit valve (trumpet) on you but missing completely and hitting the person behind you. And NEVER try to play clarinet ontop of a washing mashine, makes you sound like some wierd flamingo seagull ( Or maybe it's just me.)
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:33 am
*sigh* play you best friends tuba having him push the valves while he is trying to play your flute with you pressing the keys
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:52 am
I like to put my frien's flutes in the bell of my saxophone and hide them.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:32 am
I can make a digiridoo noise on my bass clarinet.....I've also seen people throwing plunger mutes at the wall. If the wall's really smooth and you throw it right, it sticks there smile
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:53 pm
Well, I have this friend who plays the Bari Sax. Next time you see someone playing it make them play their lowest note and then dip your forearm in and out and listen. good stuff
Me and my bandmates invented an instrument called the Flaxaphone. it consists of the alto sax mouthpiece and the flute body.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:01 pm
My freinds use my euphonium as a basketball goal while i am playing, plus we like to see how far we can fir our arms down the bell, ^^ but I hate the steryotype that because you're in band you're instantly a geek, just like , I hang out with my bi friends so i must be bi too, it's pretty gay.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:06 pm
ever tried pressing a trumpet beel to your back and then playing? Feels all tingly! mrgreen
It's so weird(and actually kinda gross but fun) when you put two bells together and play lol.
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