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 Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:05 am
Ha ha ha ha!...
okay granted, but this occurs on a world very far away from ours and thusly it has absolutely no affect on your life whatsoever, as nothing changes in your world, and you continue to live your life questioning the purpose of life and suffering.....
(waits to see what happens within the time space continuim now that I've broken the chain)
..... hhm.. okay.. I wish..... I wish I had a treadmill in my room.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:08 pm
Granted! But it is a huge 1972 model and dominates the room, making it wholly unusable for anything besides treadmillificationary activitalities.
I wish treadmillificationary and activitalities were real words, because they're awesome.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:55 am
granted! But suddenly everyone has the power to create and legitimize their own words (kinda like doctors) and soon in the US n one understands each other unless they are in a gang and violent groups take over the government and it is like armageddon! (I would have wordd this better but Im really reeeaalllyyy ssllleeeeeeeeppyy)
I wish I wasnt so sleepy!
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:09 pm
thistle7 granted! But suddenly everyone has the power to create and legitimize their own words (kinda like doctors) and soon in the US n one understands each other unless they are in a gang and violent groups take over the government and it is like armageddon! So, like the way it already is. Granted! You are now wide awake! But you can't sleep for 18 days. I wish I had somewhere to go when things got really bad here.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:55 pm
Granted, but you can't afford to get there.
I wish I hadn't eaten that salad last night x.x
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:02 am
Granted! It was injected intravenously.
I wish I could find home.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:07 am
Granted, but the home was on fire
i wish i could sleep
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:17 pm
Granted, but only when you're on fire.
I wish the home was not on fire.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:41 pm
Granted... but it was buried by a freak snow storm.. hope the roof was still sound after the fire.....
I wish I could make the people I cared about happy... sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:28 pm
granted! But as soon as they were happy your house burnt down and you became decidedly unhappy.
I wish I didnt sweat so darn much.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:16 am
Granted! Now you're like me and chronically broken in the biological thermostat department.
I wish I was healthy.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:27 pm
Granted.. according to the doctors you are now perfectly healthy in every way.. they have no idea why you can't speak or move....
I wish our global economy was based on achievements and not money...
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:41 am
granted but now you got to be a mother freaking teresa to be middle class.
I wish i could just have my car fixed so that 80 percent of my stress of the move would be gone.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:47 pm
Granted your car is now fixed... too bad you'll be paying for the prompt repairs for the next 10 years...
I wish I owned 20 acres of good farm land...
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:44 pm
granted you have 20 acres of perfect farm land... in south america where you are surrounded by drug dealers that want to off you so that they can grown their own "special crops".
I wish I was a Fantasy Novelist.
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