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 Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:01 am
@ Gliger- I am jelly. I can't even find a damn job XD
@ Cookie- It isn't loading. WHYYYYY! Thanks though. I need this to trick people into being alone with me so I can infect/eat them.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:24 am
Owwin @ Gliger- I am jelly. I can't even find a damn job XD @ Cookie- It isn't loading. WHYYYYY! Thanks though. I need this to trick people into being alone with me so I can infect/eat them.
Neither can I. xD No wonder I was freaking out. Too much job responsibilites obtained within twenty minutes.
Oh, first part of my dream? Our basemen was infested with ferret-like things, ducks, and these duck-like things. It was weird. Ferretthings kept biting so I kept hitting them. >:C
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:25 am
Shiny Gligar
Neither can I. xD No wonder I was freaking out. Too much job responsibilites obtained within twenty minutes.
Oh, first part of my dream? Our basemen was infested with ferret-like things, ducks, and these duck-like things. It was weird. Ferretthings kept biting so I kept hitting them. >:C
XD ducks and ferrets. WHY!
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:58 am
I wonder if we are watching a movie in class today. I hope so because I haven't started the reading yet, though if we are watching a movie then no internet time during this class.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:05 am
Power Word, Orgasm
Conjuration (Creation)
Level: Sor/Wiz 7
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 action.
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Targets: One creature.
Duration: See text.
Saving Throw: None.
Spell Resistance: Yes.
With a single utterance so profoundly obscene,
shocking and pornographic that even the gods of
love blush to hear it, the mage causes the target to
turn into a melting pool of orgasmic bliss.
Any creature with a Constitution score of less than
10 is effectively stunned, writhing on the floor in
bliss for 3d6 rounds. Creatures with a Constitution
score between 10 and 20 are stunned for 2d6 rounds
and creatures with a Constitution score of 20 or
above are stunned for 1d6 rounds.
Being hit or harmed in any way instantly breaks the
effects of this spell, otherwise the target is limited to
groaning in ecstasy and getting their hosiery damp
and are considered to be prone.
Power word, orgasm is a powerful but messy way of
ensuring a retreat from battle, a sure-fire way of
pleasing a partner and a good way to ensure they are
not faking it.
If we ever do that D&D thing for the guild, I'm making a blue mage.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:14 am
Not watching a movie today, fortunately we are not starting the new book yet either.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:19 am
Shiny Gligar Power Word, Orgasm
Conjuration (Creation)
Level: Sor/Wiz 7
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 action.
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Targets: One creature.
Duration: See text.
Saving Throw: None.
Spell Resistance: Yes.
With a single utterance so profoundly obscene,
shocking and pornographic that even the gods of
love blush to hear it, the mage causes the target to
turn into a melting pool of orgasmic bliss.
Any creature with a Constitution score of less than
10 is effectively stunned, writhing on the floor in
bliss for 3d6 rounds. Creatures with a Constitution
score between 10 and 20 are stunned for 2d6 rounds
and creatures with a Constitution score of 20 or
above are stunned for 1d6 rounds.
Being hit or harmed in any way instantly breaks the
effects of this spell, otherwise the target is limited to
groaning in ecstasy and getting their hosiery damp
and are considered to be prone.
Power word, orgasm is a powerful but messy way of
ensuring a retreat from battle, a sure-fire way of
pleasing a partner and a good way to ensure they are
not faking it.
If we ever do that D&D thing for the guild, I'm making a blue mage. You have three guesses to name my favorite spell pairing. xd
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:34 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:24 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:39 am
Hi Reg. How are you today?
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:50 am
Well now you have taken too long to answer Reg and I'm going to class.
I hope I don't fail my German Test.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:53 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:43 am
I was joking, not actually angry or whatever emotion you thought I was.
I think I actually did well on my test, yay!
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:32 am
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:09 pm
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