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 Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:22 pm
Hita Desi.
Oath: True.
Anon: Who's that?
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:27 pm
@Des: Hey.
@Anon: Unless that man's name is Thread, get him out of here!
@Haruhi: Yep.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:27 pm
iOath @Des: Hey. @Anon: Unless that man's name is Thread, get him out of here! @Haruhi: Yep. That man is Sonny Chiba and you will show him respect. Or Mas Oyama with be paying you a visit.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:32 pm
@Haru
How's it going?
@Oath
Hola. How's life?
@Anon
I honestly have no idea who either of those are... Is that a bad thing?
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:33 pm
@Des: Pretty good. How about you?
@Anon: I will if his name is Thread Chiba.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:37 pm
@Oath
Same here. What have you been up to?
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:38 pm
Mas Oyama is considered the only man who could crush your scrotum with a casual glance. He earned the nickname 'Godhand' by fighting raging bulls and killing them with a single blow. He fought three consecutive Kumite [100 nonstop spars] and won every single spar. In a twist of delicious irony, he died at the age of Seventy from lung cancer, having never smoked a day in his life.
Legend has it that he died with a sword in hand, and ascended to Valhalla, where he single-handedly staves off Ragnarok.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:43 pm
Anonymous_Alcoholic Mas Oyama is considered the only man who could crush your scrotum with a casual glance. He earned the nickname 'Godhand' by fighting raging bulls and killing them with a single blow. He fought three consecutive Kumite [100 nonstop spars] and won every single spar. In a twist of delicious irony, he died at the age of Seventy from lung cancer, having never smoked a day in his life. Legend has it that he died with a sword in hand, and ascended to Valhalla, where he single-handedly staves off Ragnarok. That's just... I feel like crying manly tears from all that manliness. crying
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:45 pm
Desin Slight Anonymous_Alcoholic Mas Oyama is considered the only man who could crush your scrotum with a casual glance. He earned the nickname 'Godhand' by fighting raging bulls and killing them with a single blow. He fought three consecutive Kumite [100 nonstop spars] and won every single spar. In a twist of delicious irony, he died at the age of Seventy from lung cancer, having never smoked a day in his life. Legend has it that he died with a sword in hand, and ascended to Valhalla, where he single-handedly staves off Ragnarok. That's just... I feel like crying manly tears from all that manliness. crying It's all completely true. He probably ate nails, wood, and cement, then spit houses.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:54 pm
I know it's true, I've read that story before. I'm surprised I even managed to forget about it. It leaves me speechless from how awesome he was.
He probably ate fruits and spat out several trees.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:58 pm
He once planted a seed, and it grew into a forest. Then he chopped the forest down with his hands, just to prove that what the Oyama giveth, the Oyama taketh away. With violence.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:02 pm
Bruce Lee could take down Oyama in an instant.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:03 pm
One once said no one is above Chuck Norris. But that one man died the next second from Mas Oyama's godly hands.
Oh yeah, mind if I join Takeo's squad? My genin will be a useful minion, I swear! : 3
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:07 pm
Haruhi000777 Bruce Lee could take down Oyama in an instant. I said how's it going, dammit. Don't ignore me! crying
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:09 pm
Bruce Lee and Mas Oyama would have been one hell of a fight, considering one was called 'Godhand' and the other is considered the greatest martial artist of the Twentieth Century. But knowing for sure? Impossible.
And I would, but it's up to Mana if I can have more than three genin.
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