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 Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:37 pm
" Oh Wally I'm sorry.. but I still have someone's credit card that I 'borrowed' and I haven't maxed out yet .. even though I tried..We can just put the bill on this card."
* pulls out a credit card with the name ' Victor Von Doom' written on it.*
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:57 pm
Heart attack? Need a ride to the hospital? Just make sure you hold on tight, the Newsboy's bike is kinda small.
Guardianmobile's still in the shop. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:57 pm
"Well I gotta go.. besides who knows when Kitty will get her bill.." sweatdrop
*waves*
' Bye!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:14 pm
I am having the BIGGEST Sanford and Son moment right here...
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:17 pm
I have enrolled in one of these modern "Universities." Tell me, how does this testing work? I've one in "Weather and Climate" in a few days. This book they gave me says nothing of Wizards and Gods, who are responsible for the weather we see. This entire thing confuses me.
Perhaps it is a Sheeda-plot. Gloriana, you will not stop me from learning about this new world!
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:31 pm
Yanno, we once got a lead saying that all "weather" was actually created by some giant cross-dressing dude named Ralph, and that "clouds" were just this old lace shawl he wore, dragging around the atmosphere. Turns out, rain is sweat from his jazzercising. And thunder? F-bombs.
'Course, there's a huge government cover-up about the whole thing, seing as nobody wants to pay royalties.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:52 pm
Cross-dressing, hm?
What are these "jazzercising" and "f-bombs" you speak of?
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:59 pm
Jazzercising is an evil practice in which groups of people bounce in leg-warmers to outdated music, that has thankfully passed its prime for everyone except Richard Simmons. F-bomb is just a euphemism for a curse word.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:04 pm
Oh, thank you. I'm afraid that I still lack some of the more fine-tuned aspects of this language.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:21 pm
*walks in with her credit card statement*
CASSIE!!! scream
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:23 pm
Hell hath no fury, et al.
*hides behind table*
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:23 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:25 pm
*rubs her tush where she was hit with a rubber band*
Damn you, Lex! scream
Evening all.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:28 pm
*enters from the back* It's a device for purchasing items.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:28 pm
Lar Gand *enters from the back* It's a device for purchasing items.
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