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 Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:18 pm
He did not bother getting out of bed to go pee in the middle of the night.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:41 pm
He soaks his hat in the blood of his enemies, and it ends up all over the pillows.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:05 pm
Her lantern keeps attracting all the darn bugs in the neighborhood!
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:31 pm
I divorced Joe because he just insisted on cutting up vegetables for the salads with his Katana, and the kitchen was ALWAYS a mess. Do you know how hard it is to get 4 day old lettuce off the ceiling?
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:27 pm
Poured acid on the genitals of orphans – and did not let me help.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:44 am
I divorced him because he kept spending our savings on acid. Come on, just one night I'd like to have money to buy a pizza. ^.^
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:56 am
Exxos Poured acid on the genitals of orphans – and did not let me help. omg that was harsh! xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:34 pm
I divorced her because she pretended to be tough but she was just a poser.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:23 pm
Made sweet lovin' to woodland creatures... In the living room... When company was over...
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:01 am
He kept bleeding on the bed sheets.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:54 pm
Tried to stick it in my ear. eek
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:21 pm
^.^ cause your hair was cooler than mine ^.^
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:55 pm
He thinks he's royalty, and I'm tired of his cat's fur being everywhere!
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:47 am
She insisted on having our cabana boy wear zebra print. mad
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:08 pm
I'm use to trying new things, but there are some places that i just don't think horns belong ^.^.
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