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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 7:04 am

Raul: Then say you'll say with me on happy meal, one large fry. Say the word and I will buy for you....Anwhere you go let me eat toooooo. Buy a big mac that's all I ask of you.

Christine: Order your fine double burger. Be ready to pay. And soon we shalll be eating.

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 9:55 am

~Meg Giry~

Raul: Then say you'll say with me on happy meal, one large fry. Say the word and I will buy for you....Anwhere you go let me eat toooooo. Buy a big mac that's all I ask of you.

Christine: Order your fine double burger. Be ready to pay. And soon we shalll be eating.

Ppffft. I was thinking something similar to that when I woke up. XD

~~**The PotO cast goes to McDonalds**~~

Raoul: How come I hafta drive?

Erik: Because you're the only one the phans will allow bugs hitting them in the face. ..that and none of us but you know how to control a carriage.

Raoul: -_-

*Rides up to little voicebox in the Drive-Thru*

Static Voice: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?

Christine: I want McNuggets!

Raoul: ..You said you wanted a Happy Meal.

Meg: No, I wanted the Happy Meal! Mom, Raoul's stupid!

Mme. Giry: *whacks Raoul with cane*

Erik: *snicker*

Static Voice: ..So that's one Happy Nugget with a kid?

Raoul: No! I want one Happy Meal, one McNugget--

Christine: I WANT A MCFLURRY!

Raoul: ....A McFlurry, a Big Mac, and... Erik, what did you want?

Erik: ...a Filet-o-fish. With ketchup.

All (including static voice): eww!

Erik: Shutup or we're turning this carriage around and going home!

Static Voice: Alright, so that's one spring chicken with a giant cow, a snow blizzard, and cat soup.

Raoul: ..WHAT?

Static Voice: that'll be 20,000 Francs. Drive up to the window.

Raoul: Or for the love of God, I-- *bugs flies in mouth* GACK!

~~**The End**~~

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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 12:06 pm

LOL!! what have you been smoking?!

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 12:15 pm

xd That was genius!

Erik: *sitting next to Raoul* I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!
Raoul: *smacks Erik* I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!!!!
Erik: waaaaaaaaaaaah crying
Raoul: Oh my gosh! I'm sorry *hug that could be confused for passionate*
Christine: *enters room* Well I guess I don't have to decide between you two anymore. Hmmm....You suppose that the Persian is available....?
Persian: For you baby, I'm available 24/7

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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 3:59 pm

HOMIGAWSH

I just about choked myself there.
I heard the Cats voice from Shrek saying that. >.<

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 4:00 pm

Erik- "...Anybody have a rope handy?"

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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 6:09 pm

Erik: Christine dosen't love me...*sniff* I'll do the mature thing! The adult thing! I'll throw a party AND NOT INVITE HER! That'll teach her blaugh

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 6:21 pm

Erik:Here maa'm let me offer you my umbrela
Carlotta:*dancing in the rain*I"M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN!!! JUST SINGIN' IN THE RAIN!!!!!!.........little did Carlotta know that in the future her little fiasco would become a box office hit musicle.....she must be psycic!! eek

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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 6:24 pm

Erik: All that can save you now is to make love to me!

Raoul: Excuse me? *blink*

Christine: Did you just tell Raoul to...

Erik: DIE!

Christine: *blinks*

Raoul: *starts choking because of the punjab*

Erik: *unties him and carries him wedding bride style into the swan bed*

Christine: Huh?

Erik: I hate you! Marry me, Raoul!

Raoul: I love you, Erik!

*they kiss*

Christine: That's just...eeeeeeew!

Raoul: *comes out about two hours later wearing the wedding dress* May I ask why I'M wearing the wedding dress?

Erik: Because I'm not a girly man...and besides, you're the same dress size as Christine...

Raoul: Okay...can we go to Burger King now?

Erik: I thought we were going to McDonald's.

Meg: *walks into the labrynth to find Christine dressed as the Phantom, banging away at Don Juan Triumphant chords on the organ* *blinkblink* Whassa' matter with you?

Christine: I WAS JUST DUMPED BY THE PHANTOM! *sob*

Meg: Well...you were a bit of a slut, Christine...marry me?

Christine: Sure, sure...*goes and puts herself in the noose meant for Raoul* Goodbye, cruel world! *hangs self*

Erik: *blinks and looks at Meg* Did you take the trash out, Meg?

Meg: Doing it as we speak, O.G.! *starts dragging Christine through the water*

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:59 pm

Erik- So what- does this mean we're not going out any more?
Christine- How could you even think this way?! I've suffered for the past week in your name, Erik! Repeatedly beaten down by the whip of sympathy.
Erik- No- lets be serious here.
Christine- I'll show you serious right up your a**s!
*Erik nervously looks around his lair a bit*
Christine- Besides, you were the one hitting on my future husband the other day.
Erik- No, I wasn't.
Christine- No actually you-
Erik- No.
Christine- But I-
Erik- No.
Christine- Come on, Erik, you-
Erik- NOPE!

*they stand there awkwardly*

Christine- Listen to m-
Erik- NOPE.
*Christine starts bawling*
Christine- That's not funnny!!! I mean it!!! I SAW YOU!!!'

*Erik pauses*
Erik- You're a loser.

*Christine wheeps, meanwhile Erik walks off with a drink in hand*

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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:27 pm

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Erik- So what- does this mean we're not going out any more?
Christine- How could you even think this way?! I've suffered for the past week in your name, Erik! Repeatedly beaten down by the whip of sympathy.
Erik- No- lets be serious here.
Christine- I'll show you serious right up your a**s!
*Erik nervously looks around his lair a bit*
Christine- Besides, you were the one hitting on my future husband the other day.
Erik- No, I wasn't.
Christine- No actually you-
Erik- No.
Christine- But I-
Erik- No.
Christine- Come on, Erik, you-
Erik- NOPE!

*they stand there awkwardly*

Christine- Listen to m-
Erik- NOPE.
*Christine starts bawling*
Christine- That's not funnny!!! I mean it!!! I SAW YOU!!!'

*Erik pauses*
Erik- You're a loser.

*Christine wheeps, meanwhile Erik walks off with a drink in hand*

xd xd xd wow. thats just priceless. so random. so brilliant.

Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 8:49 am

Erik: - in a drunken stupor, wandering around in the Opera House in boxers,tuxedo shirt and mask- Weell.... HOW Are....All of yooouuouuu.. -gurgle- Todaay?

Meg: ... MOOOOOOM!!! The Opera Ghost is heeeerrre!!! -runs-

Madame Giry: -comes in- What is i- OHMIGAWD!ERIK!

Erik:... -turns slowly- Yeeeeeessssums -hic-?

Madame Giry: ... YOU'RE DRUNK! O_O! AND IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!

Erik: ...... Well, Since Chriiiiiiisteeeeeene leeeft -hic- I had NOOOOOOOOthing else to dooooo....

Meg: -comes back in- Is he gone ye-... o_O

Erik: Oh good, Meg.. You've returned....-falls onto Meg's shoulder- My daarling-hic- daughteerrrrrr.... You did teeeelll her, right, Madame?

Madame Giry: Ehh...Well......

Meg: O_O WHATTHEHOLYGOD! -faints-

Erik: -tumbles along too- Wooah... -slowly gets back up-.... Why is the room...Spinning?

Madame Giry: o_o Exactly how much did you drink, Erik?!

Erik:..... All of it...

Madame Giry: ... All of what?!

Erik: ... The wine... In my wine cellar..

Madame Giry: O_O WHAT?! YOU HAVE OVER FIFTY KEGS OF WINE IN THERE!

Erik: -falls onto the ground- Not... -hic- Anymore...

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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 9:53 am

Christine: Is it true? That you have no face? -makes attempt to grab mask-

Erik: Nooo! Not yet.. they aren't done yetttttt.......-has mask ripped away only to reveal an orlando bloom look alike-

Christine: -jaw drops- When... where... how? -drools and faints-

Erik: I suppose this would be a bad time to tell you that your chains are mine and that you will sing for me eh?

Christine: -twitch-dreamy half concious voice- whatever you want my lovely.....

Erik: -just grins as Raoul stands slack jawed watching all this transpire-

Raoul: Only her? What about me!! I love you Erik! Christine is nothing... I want you! You and your Orlandoness!!

Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 3:31 pm

XD

Heres a simple one:

Raoul: CHRISTINE, I HATE YOU! YOU'RE SUCH A HO!
Christine: Jackarse.

Erik: I HATE MUSIC! I HATE CHRISTINE! RAOUL IS AWESOME!

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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 5:29 pm

Madame Giry: Contrary to popular belief Meg, Erik is not your daddy.
Meg: *phew*
Madame Giry: HE'S YOUR OLDER BROTHER!
Erik and Meg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--wha?
Meg: B-but....Erik is like fifty...
Madame Giry: And I'm, like, very old *random evil glare* very...very...very...old...
Erik: But nothing comes into place!
Madame Giry: Many things don't come into place dears....like who Christine's mother is....
Erik: You mean I--*gags and faints*
Madame Giry: That part was just a joke, sorry sonny xd
Meg: I always wanted a brother....even a deformed genius one....

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