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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:02 pm

cloud: hey yuffei wanna see me stick my sword up my a** blaugh

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:04 pm

Sephiroth: I wish I had a father who could have taken the time to teach me baseball...

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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:10 pm

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Sephiroth: I wish I had a father who could have taken the time to teach me baseball...

Vincent: ninja I'm not your father, why do you ask?

Seph: I...didn't say anything...

Vincent: Oh...well...you didn't hear that!

Seph: Yes I did! What are you hiding from me you jerk?!

Vincent: Nothing! Nothing at all!

*hides in a coffin*

Seph: Damn jerk...TELL ME WHO MY FATHER IS!!!

Vincent: Me!

Seph: *gasp* Gasp! I knew it!

I dunno I felt like continuing it. sweatdrop

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:00 pm

*Cloud jumps inside train*

Barret: YOUR OK ClOUD!!

Cloud: Shut the hell up Barret.

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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:45 pm

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*Cloud jumps inside train*

Barret: YOUR OK ClOUD!!

Cloud: Shut the hell up Barret.

i could so see that happening

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:53 pm

Zach walks in and looks at cloud..... dead silence...

"Cloud, I made it back alive!" Zach smiles and walks over to Cloud.

"Hi Zach..." Cloud sweatdrops and looks around. He stabs zach in the chest and quickly hides the body as Sephiroth walks in.

"Cloud..... Why do I smell an over abundance of your hair-gel in the room..." Cloud looks around nervously and sephiroth just laughs seeing the bright purple pants on Zach's legs sticking out from a closet.

"You really are one of my clones..." Sephiroth and Cloud walk out with a smile.

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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:04 pm

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Zach walks in and looks at cloud..... dead silence...

"Cloud, I made it back alive!" Zach smiles and walks over to Cloud.

"Hi Zach..." Cloud sweatdrops and looks around. He stabs zach in the chest and quickly hides the body as Sephiroth walks in.

"Cloud..... Why do I smell an over abundance of your hair-gel in the room..." Cloud looks around nervously and sephiroth just laughs seeing the bright purple pants on Zach's legs sticking out from a closet.

"You really are one of my clones..." Sephiroth and Cloud walk out with a smile.

Scary... eek BUT FUNNY! xd 3nodding xd

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:26 pm

Arkeal

Zach walks in and looks at cloud..... dead silence...

"Cloud, I made it back alive!" Zach smiles and walks over to Cloud.

"Hi Zach..." Cloud sweatdrops and looks around. He stabs zach in the chest and quickly hides the body as Sephiroth walks in.

"Cloud..... Why do I smell an over abundance of your hair-gel in the room..." Cloud looks around nervously and sephiroth just laughs seeing the bright purple pants on Zach's legs sticking out from a closet.

"You really are one of my clones..." Sephiroth and Cloud walk out with a smile.

Great! It it makes me wonder....what would happen if Zack came back later on...say...maybe when Aeris and Cloud are on the date at the gold saucer....muahhahahhaahhahah I can just picture Aeris acting like a spaz

Aeris: Zack! eek Oh..uh...you're alive! *Looks nervously at Cloud* Wow...how have you been?

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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:51 pm

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Sephiroth: I wish I had a father who could have taken the time to teach me baseball...

Vincent: ninja I'm not your father, why do you ask?

Seph: I...didn't say anything...

Vincent: Oh...well...you didn't hear that!

Seph: Yes I did! What are you hiding from me you jerk?!

Vincent: Nothing! Nothing at all!

*hides in a coffin*

Seph: Damn jerk...TELL ME WHO MY FATHER IS!!!

Vincent: Me!

Seph: *gasp* Gasp! I knew it!

I dunno I felt like continuing it. sweatdrop

Seph: So... *looks at vincent expectantly*

Vincent: *Looking at Sephiroth confusedly* What?

Seph: Are you going to teach me how to play or what?

Vincent: ******** if I know how to play beseball!

Seph: Well, You've gotta teach me something!

Vincent: What could I possibly teach you that you don't already know!? How to sleep in!?

Seph: Oh my god! I could kill for a full day's sleep!

I dunno, you inspired further continuation...lol

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:53 pm

Arkeal

Zach walks in and looks at cloud..... dead silence...

"Cloud, I made it back alive!" Zach smiles and walks over to Cloud.

"Hi Zach..." Cloud sweatdrops and looks around. He stabs zach in the chest and quickly hides the body as Sephiroth walks in.

"Cloud..... Why do I smell an over abundance of your hair-gel in the room..." Cloud looks around nervously and sephiroth just laughs seeing the bright purple pants on Zach's legs sticking out from a closet.

"You really are one of my clones..." Sephiroth and Cloud walk out with a smile.

Haha! I love it!

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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:59 pm

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Sephiroth: I wish I had a father who could have taken the time to teach me baseball...

Vincent: ninja I'm not your father, why do you ask?

Seph: I...didn't say anything...

Vincent: Oh...well...you didn't hear that!

Seph: Yes I did! What are you hiding from me you jerk?!

Vincent: Nothing! Nothing at all!

*hides in a coffin*

Seph: Damn jerk...TELL ME WHO MY FATHER IS!!!

Vincent: Me!

Seph: *gasp* Gasp! I knew it!

I dunno I felt like continuing it. sweatdrop

Seph: So... *looks at vincent expectantly*

Vincent: *Looking at Sephiroth confusedly* What?

Seph: Are you going to teach me how to play or what?

Vincent: ******** if I know how to play beseball!

Seph: Well, You've gotta teach me something!

Vincent: What could I possibly teach you that you don't already know!? How to sleep in!?

Seph: Oh my god! I could kill for a full day's sleep!

I dunno, you inspired further continuation...lol

Yay!

Vincent: *makes room in his coffin* Okay come here son.

Seph: *walks over and cuddles up next to daddy*

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Seph: I couldn't have asked for a better dad...except for the fact you abandoned me and never told me until Cloud beat the s**t out of me. stare

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:02 pm

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Zach walks in and looks at cloud..... dead silence...

"Cloud, I made it back alive!" Zach smiles and walks over to Cloud.

"Hi Zach..." Cloud sweatdrops and looks around. He stabs zach in the chest and quickly hides the body as Sephiroth walks in.

"Cloud..... Why do I smell an over abundance of your hair-gel in the room..." Cloud looks around nervously and sephiroth just laughs seeing the bright purple pants on Zach's legs sticking out from a closet.

"You really are one of my clones..." Sephiroth and Cloud walk out with a smile.

Great! It it makes me wonder....what would happen if Zack came back later on...say...maybe when Aeris and Cloud are on the date at the gold saucer....muahhahahhaahhahah I can just picture Aeris acting like a spaz

Aeris: Zack! eek Oh..uh...you're alive! *Looks nervously at Cloud* Wow...how have you been?

Yeah, you'd better HOPE he comes back during the date... If he comes back after Aerith dies, there isn't going to be anything to laugh about!

Zach: Hey cloud, after I almost died I went to Midgar to find Aerith. Her mother said she'd left with you... Do you know where she is?

Cloud: *looks guiltily to side*

Tifa: *looks concernedly at Cloud then Zack* She died while we were in the city of the Ancients. Sephiroth killed her.

Zack: *looking both stricken and pissed* She WHAT?

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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:13 pm

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Yeah, you'd better HOPE he comes back during the date... If he comes back after Aerith dies, there isn't going to be anything to laugh about!

Zach: Hey cloud, after I almost died I went to Midgar to find Aerith. Her mother said she'd left with you... Do you know where she is?

Cloud: *looks guiltily to side*

Tifa: *looks concernedly at Cloud then Zack* She died while we were in the city of the Ancients. Sephiroth killed her.

Zack: *looking both stricken and pissed* She WHAT?

xd so true...

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:37 pm

Tifa: (to Cloud) Oh man Sephiroth is so hot... I want to have his babies!

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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:13 pm

Vincent:hojo I've always loved your freakishly huge classes
Cloud: Im gonna go get a haircut
Aeris: why cant i use a sword...rods r for pussies........

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