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Well can you do something not so godmoddy? Heh. That was the main point actually..

But you are literate :3

A small sparring circle of sand in an open area is where Katerina waits for her opponent. Seeing a large muscular man walk into the circle from the school type building near by, Katerina prepares herself. The large man takes his place and enters a strong fist stance. (Hinting to Katerina that he prefers taijutsu.)

"I'll go easy on you, love."
O please... "We'll I'll make sure to give it my best!" Katerina said with a hidden smirk on her face. Poor guy wont know what hit him. Little did this over-confident punk know, Katerina is also a taijutsu user. Although her style is a 'wee' bit different than one would think.

"Ladies first."
"Ooo what a gentleman." Katerina lunged at him with a sissy punch, as he caught her fist.
"Come on girl, I heard you were good! See you just need to be a little sneakier. Like now try..." The macho looked down as soon as he felt Katerina pull her fist back. To find that she was gone! Now the rules to their fight was that they can not leave the circle so she can only go two directions...Up or down.

Macho man looked down first (first mistake) to see that her shadow was the size of a penny and was growing rapidly. He flung his head up, ready to block her aerial attack - When Katerina appeared behind him crutched down and trusted her right leg into the back of macho mans knees, causing him to lose his balance and fall backwards. In the momentum Katerina pushed off her grounded leg and pulled the mans feet with her leg, over his head as he fell on his back.

Katerina chuckled as she had just folded her opponent in half, in record time too. She backed off letting the man get up...slowly.
"I knew I heard right! You were just messsing me." He thrusted his massive fist at Katerina. Katerina bent backwards to block and than without getting back up she placed both hands on the ground, and flipped backwards. Without touching back down Katerina swung her legs in a circular motion allowing her hands to place where they needed - creating a helicopter kick. She leaped up and brought up one leg up crashing into the mans forward elbow - Again taking use of the body and bending his arm for him. She caught herself on her other foot as the man grabbed her leg, tight.

"I see how you work now, your all about speed and breaking my form. Well you'll have to try a lot harder than that!" The man grabbed her leg with both hands and attempted to snap it out of place by bending it a direction a human leg should not bend!

Katerina was full aware of the flaws in her highly active style of capoeria, and knew this could easily happen. So she lept up on her other leg, allowing her entire body to turn with her turning leg but before gravity could bring her body down she hit her free leg into the mans face, than brought it back down to the ground to catch herself.

Knowing he was getting no where he simply threw Katerina high in the air.

She spun her body and yanked up her hands, as thin metal wire traps wrapped around macho's legs. Her female strength wasn't enough to lift the massive steroid, but she could make it work. She twisted and turned as gravity pulled her down in an attempt to move the wires around the man. Only to realize that she made a wrong pull and ended up binding herself in wires.

The man caught her in his arms and broke the wires.

"You should really work on that move, if you were to screw it up in real life it will be the end of your life."

Katerina lept out of the mans arms and back into the circle. She touched her foot to the circles line ending the match by forfeit.

"Thanks dad, I just cant get that move right! Can we try again?"

I can tell you're literate, but this is like a short story, more than actual roleplaying. I'll give you something to reply to:

"Awwww, I'm so tired," Tomo said as she fell into the grass. She was the Academy teacher for almost a year now and she still hadn't taken it seriously. The festival last night had really worn her out. So much had happened in such little time. It felt she hadn't gone to sleep all night. She feared what torture her students would be going through today. When she was sleepy, she was extra loopy and cranky. Hopefully none of them would die from training today. "I'm going to take attendance!" She yelled really loud up into the air. She didn't know if any of her students were even here yet since she had been lying there for awhile and not paying attention to her surroundings.

Well here is my shot at this:

A seagull flies on by this hot summer day. The sky is clear of even the faintest hint of a cloud, leaving the sun shine brighter than ever. The beach is empty of the loud tourists that appear every weekend, leaving a calm and relaxing atmosphere.

Yoko lies in the middle of the beach with the intent of staying there. His green and blue trunks absorb the light of the sun and making him stick out among the pale, yellow sand. His black sun glasses reflect the light as if it were a mirror. The golden tan he starts getting makes him blend in with the sand.

"Ahh...now this is the life." Said Yoko as a small smile creeps across him face. "If only every day were like this. No worries or troubles. A guy could get used to this. Yes, this is some paradise."

Yoko takes a moment to take in his surroundings. The sun seems to shine brighter and the air around Yoko. He begins to feel the heat bearing down on him.

"It feels so hot. Its like I'm on fire." Yoko remakes as he look down toward his body while lifting his shades. He notices a little flame on his right knee. "AHH, I am on fire."

Yoko panics and rolls over on his side to try to put out the fire. At that moment, he snaps back to reality and rolls out of his bed. He grasps the covers and falls with a thud on his rear end. He sits up after confirming he is in his room and not the beach.

"Yeah some paradise." Yoko said with disgust as he prepare for another day as ninja.

Passu!

edit

ok,im sorry,ill do that right away.

Better! Pass.