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 Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:40 pm
"Pick up your garbagshe-that's french, by the way."
"Quit dinkin around!"
"Do you wear sexy black thongs on your feet?"
"A pink taco?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:10 pm
Ostonzi http://youtube.com/watch?v=NPm5uMxzKTY yep, band teacher. thats a little scary
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:12 pm
Holy Name Trombone Player
This one's twofold. We did "You and Your Hand" by Pink for marching band this year. We called it "Pink" so as not to offend anyone. Then we called it "You and Your Band" just for fun.
We played Holy Name High School early in the season, and there was a trombone player in the front row who stuck his hand down his pants and adjusted himself while their band was on the field. In front of his home stands... eek After that, "Pink/ You and You Band" was henceforth known as "Holy Name Trombone Player."
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:06 pm
It's not really an 'inside joke' but it's funny xD
okay so this sounds really gay o.O Bu here I go!
Okay so today these two boys were wrestling in band and my band teacher walks out (And she would NEVER say this becaseu she's all like hardcorae and even hates the word 'suck' or 'shut up') But she looks and them and goes 'You are SO gay!' And everyone BURST OUT LAUGHING! It was soooo funny! xD
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:09 pm
Ostonzi http://youtube.com/watch?v=NPm5uMxzKTY yep, band teacher. Oh my gosh.. xD that's soo funny lol!
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:09 pm
hehe. whenever somebody asks what time is it. we answer 6:10.
Also...nothing is mandatory. It's all mad at rory (from the misspelling of mandetory ending up as madatory. ....rory's a kid in our band)
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:25 pm
this one isnt really for band but theres this: one day in math this kid dan had gotten his hair cut, our math teacher comes in and strats collecting homework. she gets to dan and says "dan you cut off all your SEXY HAIR" everyone started cracking! i felt soooo bad for him. now people will randomly say "dan your growing all your sexy hair back?" poor dan sad
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:55 pm
Duct taping 2x4s to people's backs to keep them from slouching...
And our director's horrible skills at electronics.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:21 pm
my director is a fountain of wisdom, and funny little quotes.
"Don't chew gum in my class! And so help me, if your going to chew gum, at LEAST chew in rythm!"
there are many more, that sadly, I don't remember. I will someday, and you'll all hear from me (:
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:36 pm
Umm...an inside band joke would be Kenny has brass balls
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:20 pm
In second period the brass and percussion hate each other. They always say we love to blow horns and we say at least we don't beat our sticks in class. kinda lame neutral
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:48 pm
lolz... we dont let our high school band directer drive anymore... or if he does its a race to see who can get on the bus hes driving.
here are the stories: so he was driving around in a sped bus... and he decided it would be a great idea to do doughnuts in a parking lot while we waited for the rest of the band. eventually he got pulled over and given a ticket. gonk
the next band trip we went on he was driving the sped bus and got pulled over for going like 95 mph on the highway... it was awesome.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:00 pm
~One day one of our staff members was lecturing us on practices. It was just the woodwinds and he was talking about induvidual sectionals. He messed up and tald us not to be late to you sexuals. Now everyone in the woodwind sections say "don't be late to sexuals!" while the brass and rhythm just look at us like we are crazy. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:19 pm
1) On one of the band trips, we needed to bring our vice principle with us, and on the trip home, our battery section leader stuck a plastic horn out of the window and blew it rlly loud. then the Vice Principle walked up to him and in this southern accent said "Do not do that!!" we made fun of him every day after that.
2) At one of our competitions, this band brought their snares w/ them to accept awards, and they brought their sticks, so i was like "they must be trying to compensate for something..." it just kinda stuck.
3) Our Sax section leader always would yell "RUN!!" between sets, even if it was like 2 feet away, so we always made fun of him for it.
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