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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:52 pm
Camo....l ...Granted...but after tax season you're left with only a penny...
I wish the moon was made of cheese... l. Has Spoken...
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:54 pm
Granted, but the Russians see this as an opportunity to get some extra money by selling cheese. After a couple years, the moon slowly goes away and the world is stuck in eternal sunlight. Everybody soon dies of skin cancer.
I wish I owned the Universe.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:32 pm
Camo....l ...Granted...but you are now allergic to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches...oh yeah, and the Universe doesn't like you for it's leader so it shoves them down to throat...and your head swells up to the size of a watermelon and asplodes... eek
I wish I had the new Pirates movie!!! gonk ... l. Has Spoken...
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:23 am
Granted, but its in Yugoslavian, with no subs or English setting. ANd its in black and white.
I wish I was a super- invinsible Ninja!!!
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Lord Sephyr- Shadow Angel
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:48 pm
Granted, but the visible super ninjas capture you and run very painful tests on you trying to figure out how you became invisible.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:31 pm
granted but now you feel sick and never want to see another clown as long as you live.
I wish I could actually draw.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:49 am
Granted, but your artwork is so good that many other artists are now ignored. They get mad and hire an assassin to get rid of you.
I wish my CD thingy in the computer would work again. gonk
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:13 pm
Granted, but your monitor would stop working for some reason...
I wish that... I could be friends with my ex-boyfriend again.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:32 am
Granted, but you lose another good friend in the process.
I wish I had more gas.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:16 pm
Granted, but you create a hole in the ozone and die of skin cancer.
I wish I could 0wn da 1337 haxx0rz on Maple Story and Halo
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:44 pm
Granted, but it makes someone very angry so they hire a hitman to take you out.
I wish I wasn't so bored right now. neutral
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:29 am
Granted, but you would be a party where you would get in trouble for drinking too much.
I wish that I could have watched the Xiaolin Showdown marathon last night.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:19 pm
Granted there is an encore presentation and you miss everything else that you really wanted to watch.
I wish I had 40 million dollars.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:38 am
Granted. You win 40 million dollars, but because you won't share any with your friends, they all steal it.
I wish I didn't feel like I was about to throw up.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:12 pm
Granted instead you feel dizzy really bad and you still gotta throw up.
I wish I could fly with beautiful wings!
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