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 Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:15 am
❤ I told you to carpool.
I'm calling from jail because the cops thought I murdered someone when they saw blood (it was just ketchup! D: )
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:19 pm
I told you not to bathe in ketchup then run around the streets yelling...
I'm calling from jail cause I lost my car keys.
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Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:28 pm
I told you not to hotwire that car, it was not yours.
I'm calling from jail because I shook the trees in Towns too hard.
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Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:06 pm
I told you the towns people don't appreciate having to rake leaves in the summer!
I'm calling from Jail cause I just ordered a bunch European of chocolate!
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Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 8:59 am
I told you that 'ordering' and 'stealing' aren't synonymous.
I'm calling from jail because I was listening to awesome music emotion_yatta
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Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:35 pm
❤ I told you to wear headphones and not blast your car radio.
I'm calling from jail because I refused to return my library books :c
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Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:20 pm
I told you, the corner store is not a library D: They frown upon you 'borrowing' things.
I'm calling from jail because I just squished a stinky beetle.
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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:53 pm
I told you never to squish the stinky ones, people here in town hate stinky beetle smell.
I'm calling from jail because I was in my pool all day and now my finger tips are all Pruney
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:30 pm
I told you that would happen if you camped out in the pool, and I told you that it's not your pool anymore if you sell your house.
I'm calling from jail, because lightning never strikes twice.
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:32 pm
Apparently, it did. You're a mess.
I'm calling from jail cuz I'm visiting your mother.
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:29 pm
I told you that's not my mother...
I'm calling from Jail because I was at ninja school but apparently didn't do so well. ninja
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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:48 pm
I told you that those ninja stars aren't toys.
I'm calling from jail because I hacked the FBI system c:<
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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:04 pm
I told you the FBI didn't stand for Female body inspector... I also told you they weren't running a porn site...
I'm calling from jail because I was streaking on the playground.
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Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:12 pm
I told you not to TP the playground when the kids were there!!!!
I'm calling from jail because I was taking photographs.
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Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:15 pm
I told you people don't appreciate having their photos taken without first asking permission.
I'm calling from jail cause a bug flew into my mouth.
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