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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:01 pm
He refused to stop smoking. -whispers- Jerk.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:18 pm
She was too young to marry.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:23 pm
she kept bringing home dead mice...
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:23 pm
I realized..
1) I'm most certainly not les 2) She's too young
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:24 am
Well when I found out she was part animal.. The whole 6 n****e thing was just too much to take in
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:30 am
 He wears too much green and he cheated on me with a woman..He kept drinking acid, Then told me I wasn't his type... Damnit... 
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:43 am
The...eyes...wouldn't stop staring at me...never blinked, not once.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:44 am
She always carried that skull around with her which made me think she was a psycho killer.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:44 am
He was secretly married to another man.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:47 am
She kept calling me in the middle of battle, I almost died..........5 times.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:48 am
He slept with a gun under his pillow! I got up in the middle of the night for a glass of water and he shot me!
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:18 pm
You know how much it costs to keep a leopard in the house?
It eats its weight in meat, poops double that, and it just tears up all the couches.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:15 pm
The fact that I came back to reality. From that high I was on when I chugged the whole bottle of vodka. OMG. I don't know what I was thinking. Damn im glad I came back to my senses. Lol gonk gonk rofl
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:21 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:41 pm
He looks like a zombie and I just relised, he's not my type. ninja
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