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 Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:01 pm
Also, my friends Daniela and Marina played star wars with their flute and clarinet and later decided to be disgusting and pervy so daniela stuck her flute into Marina's clarinet and it looked... like a man and women having.... it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:17 pm
I can hardly breatheHaha... Don't stick pop cans in tenor saxophone bells.
>.> ...
They do get stuck. XD You make me wanna scream
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:25 pm
wow theres alot that i can put here...
last year, everytime someone messed up on a piece of music that the band was playing during class, the whole clarinet section would stick there instruments out like spears and say, "CHARGE!!!!!"
whenever a reed is chipped, our band director would take it and say, "if this survives the wall test, then the reed is ok" then he will smash it against the wall.
recently, some of the clarinets will tilt their instrument to the side and pretend to play it like a flute.(including me! xd )
everytime one of the trumpet players gets their mouth piece stuck, our band director would take out this machine thing that would force it out. wherever the mouthpiece is suppost to go, he would point at the area and say, "put your finger in here" (one kid acctually did! whee )
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:37 pm
In the trombone section we like to get the attention of the kids in front of us (the french horns) by stretching out our slides and poking them with them. Sometimes we just poke them to annoy them though. rofl
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:44 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:44 pm
haha our tubas march off the band line (home games) and go behind the portables the BD's go "oh no where did the tubas go?" And they come out and bend over so the top of the bell points to us. Then the trombones line up and the tuba's charge and they 'fight'
loads of fun
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:28 pm
In Orchestra *looks sheepish for being, like, the only one to say something from a string class* there was this student teacher who used to come in. She was EVIL, and she spent too much time with the cellos even though she played violin. So, when she had her back turned, my friends and I would pretend to throw our bows at her [sharp points first] and then grab our violins by the neck and pretend to club her with it. LOL...good times, good times...
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:35 pm
apparently our band director had once locked a student in a locker.
this is the same director that,
when back from playing in Canada,
said he was going to quit directing and become Canada's Next Top Model.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:13 pm
I started playing a trumpet with a alto sax mouth piece
the strange thing is it actually kinda worked razz lol
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:45 pm
well, back in ninth grade, we had quite a scare from one of our French Horns, as it was the end of the year, so we were cleaning our instruments.
She didn't close her case the night before and her pet hamster crawled into the bell. It was pretty funny when she opened the case and out hopped her frightened Hamster. We quickly caught the Hamster and got him into a shoe box with some lettuce. Her mom came an hour later and took home the Hamster, but we all had fun thinking about how the hamster got in there without being noticed.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:15 pm
This dude in my class that plays trumpet had to make a horse like sound with his trumpet for the sleigh ride song for our winter concert. it sounded like a dieing one
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:19 pm
on my birthday my bud gave me a little soft toy squirrel with a tail that can wrap around stuff. During band class I curled it's tail around the edge of the beel of my sax, and every one noticed it cept my teacher. it didn't mess with the sound.
Then I did the same thing in jazz band after school the next day
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:21 pm
Blue Jay Sparrow In Orchestra *looks sheepish for being, like, the only one to say something from a string class* there was this student teacher who used to come in. She was EVIL, and she spent too much time with the cellos even though she played violin. So, when she had her back turned, my friends and I would pretend to throw our bows at her [sharp points first] and then grab our violins by the neck and pretend to club her with it. LOL...good times, good times... did any one ever like loose their grip on the neck when pretend to club her and accidently dropped it on the ground? I jsut thought that would have been a funny little tale
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:00 pm
Where to begin?
First year of band, the percussionists found a metal maraca, and began dismantling pencil sharpeners to get to the blade so they could cut it open. When this did not work, they proceeded to hit it with a hammer/mallet thing. Then one of them broke a mallet head off, and started bouncing it around. He threw it to hard, and it went up and shattered one of the lights. The band director was mad.
The trumpets spread slide oil all over the floor, removed their trumpets from their cases, and surf in their cases across the slide oil, while making really weird noises on their instruments.
A bunch of percussionists wore their instruments back wards out to the practice field, and had people behind them playing it.
The tuba player once read for almost and entire football game, thus pretty much ruining the songs, cause he's the only section that can actually play well.
And, a bunch of trombones once took the cases off their slides and had a major light saber battle. No one could play the next day.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:51 pm
I'll assume everyone has seen those gigantic, shiny green beetles that make an annoying buzzing sound when they fly...
Well, my BD has everyone gathered around him making a speech when one flies near him... and he hits it with a drumstick and it smashes into the ground, dead.
Best use of a drumstick, EVER.
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