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 Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:56 pm
Granted, but now he's your conjoined twin who's connected to you why your toes
I wish I could perform the photomanipulations that the one who offered to teach me all his tricks, and that I could do the different tasks he's instructing on my lower version of photoshop.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:40 pm
Laura Riddle Granted, but now he's your conjoined twin who's connected to you why your toes
I wish I could perform the photomanipulations that the one who offered to teach me all his tricks, and that I could do the different tasks he's instructing on my lower version of photoshop. sure ill grant your wish, but you run the tasks on an old pc with that old photoshop and then he instructs you to do a RAM eating tasks.....which your pc cnt perform and so it crashes with all of your porn gone... i wish i was dipped in a giant vat of rising bread dough
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:59 pm
Granted, and everyone eats you with peanut butter and you get stuck to the roof of everyones mouth and have to be washed out with kool aid with out enough sugar
I wish I never had to sleep again
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:03 am
granted my boy, but...........you get so tired from no sleep that you cant work or go out or even walk so you fall to the floor while everyone ignores you cause youve gotten so ugly without your beauty sleep.......
i wish i was a squid pinata at a kids party but i was filled with ink and guts
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:56 am
Granted, but no one wanted a pinata.
I wish everyone wants pinatas.
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:21 am
Granted, but you all will be pinatas getting smacked around by kids blindfolded.
I wish I wasnt coughing at night while i slept.
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:11 am
wish granted...........but now youre coughing at night and cant sleep.......
i wish i wish i was a fish.........
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:17 am
granted, but then you get eaten by a hawk
i wish for an omlete
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:28 am
granted...but its the last omelette on earth and its a banana and snot omelette...............
i wish i could travel through space and time........
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:34 am
granted, but then you accidentally screw up your ancestors and you are never born, a paradox is formed since you were never born and never made the wish making it so that you never screwed up your past. you are trapped in the loop for eternity, always passing between existance and non exiatance.
i wish english dub anime didnt suck
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:24 pm
Adrinix i wish english dub anime didnt suck granted but yoour shows get canceled before translation I wish for world peace heart
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:05 pm
Granted, but now Earth has mated with Saturn
I wish for more hours in the day
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:50 pm
wish granted...but now days are so long that it takes longer and longer for your next birthday until youre 78 but really 26...sure you look good for your age but no one REALLY wants to go out with someone whos 78...........
i wish i spoke cattish........
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:06 pm
granted, but you are then attacked by a group of cats you inadvertently offended
i wish i hadn't taken that nap earlier, ill be up all night sad
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:10 pm
granted...but now youre asleep and jesus comes bearing gifts for all mankind and we all get a nintendo wii with super smash bros brawl and $5 and a twix and we all join a SSBB tournament to which jesus kicked everyones a** and were all happy and get stoned later AND YOU MISSED IT!!
i wish i was normal.....
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