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 Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:49 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer MangaJoe *bashes the dancer in the head and checks for wallet* Sacro-psuedo-carcerum! *waves hands* *skeletons pop out of the ground and grab mangajoe, holding him fast and gnawing/clawing* Please don't do that. It's not very nice. =( -Moseys on in- "Phew. I hate mowing the lawn. Anyway, what's up--" -Sees skeleton- ". . .Holy hell!!!!" -flees-
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:49 pm
RyoBeat Fuzzy Necromancer MangaJoe *bashes the dancer in the head and checks for wallet* Sacro-psuedo-carcerum! *waves hands* *skeletons pop out of the ground and grab mangajoe, holding him fast and gnawing/clawing* Please don't do that. It's not very nice. =( -Moseys on in- "Phew. I hate mowing the lawn. Anyway, what's up--" -Sees skeleton- ". . .Holy hell!!!!" -flees- Zombies... not good... *bites zombie back*
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:50 am
MangaJoe RyoBeat Fuzzy Necromancer MangaJoe *bashes the dancer in the head and checks for wallet* Sacro-psuedo-carcerum! *waves hands* *skeletons pop out of the ground and grab mangajoe, holding him fast and gnawing/clawing* Please don't do that. It's not very nice. =( -Moseys on in- "Phew. I hate mowing the lawn. Anyway, what's up--" -Sees skeleton- ". . .Holy hell!!!!" -flees- Zombies... not good... *bites zombie back* No no. See, Zombies would still have decaying flesh hanging of them. Those are just Animated Skeletons. Besides, Fuzzy hates Zombies. Actually, I'm surprised he didn't sic a gang of ghouls/ghasts on you. I thought he liked them.
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:05 pm
*grabs the wallet while everybody's distracted with the skeletons*
*runs out of the room*
*uses the money to buy food*
*comes back in eating from a huge bag of food*
You wouldn't send skeletons to attack a girl who's eating, would you?
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:20 pm
Fool! The only thing holding you there is your own fear!
*snaps fingers, skeletons blur and vanish revealing mangajoe biting his own leg*
An ingenious little incantation, modeled after events from the movies "Poltergeist II" and "phantasm".
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:21 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer Fool! The only thing holding you there is your own fear! *snaps fingers, skeletons blur and vanish revealing mangajoe biting his own leg* An ingenious little incantation, modeled after events from the movies "Poltergeist II" and "phantasm". NOt the fact your messing with a guy who learned how to fight from El Mariachi! If no one knows who El is I forsake you all! Well maybe just suggest you go rent Desperado, El Mariachi, or Once Upon a TIme in Mexico. All three of the trilogy are good.
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:50 pm
XD
So, you heard the lovely rendition of "I'm sitting here with my pants down..and I'm about to be castrated"?
Personally, I found it to be rather surreal and unpleasant, particularly the preposterous set-up and the various random inserts such as the dog with sunglasses.
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:05 pm
-Peeks out from the couch he was hidden behind-
". . .Wait. They weren't even real?? That's a rotten trick, Fuzzy."
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:42 pm
Well would you prefer I attack with real skeletons? o_0
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:45 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer Well would you prefer I attack with real skeletons? o_0 But then we'd be forced to release the vicous attack dogs. Edit: OMG!!!! I just found out that the new housing items are kitchen stuff and INCLUDE CHEESECAKE!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:15 am
Fuzzy Necromancer Well would you prefer I attack with real skeletons? o_0 Well at least I'd get to use my shotgun again. It's been getting dusty. =/
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:23 am
RyoBeat Fuzzy Necromancer Well would you prefer I attack with real skeletons? o_0 Well at least I'd get to use my shotgun again. It's been getting dusty. =/ Ha! Guns! I have learned how to fight without the corruption of firearms! *Swings his spiked chain over his head*
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:22 pm
Diego the Incubus RyoBeat Fuzzy Necromancer Well would you prefer I attack with real skeletons? o_0 Well at least I'd get to use my shotgun again. It's been getting dusty. =/ Ha! Guns! I have learned how to fight without the corruption of firearms! *Swings his spiked chain over his head* Eh, I'm all for melee combat. This is just a bit easier when it comes to the undead.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:43 pm
Shotguns are used for Resident Evil monsters and Deadites. Skeletons are hard, boney, and lack vital points. Bludgeoning weapons are best for dealing with animated skeletons, and slashing for zed-words.
*exotic dancer crawls weakly, seeking medical attention*
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:53 pm
*runs in in a belly dancer costume and begins dancing, her belly jiggling seductively*
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