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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:28 pm
*hops up on the bar*
So Compy. What was up with trying to show me up there?
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:33 pm
I'm going to take off, Kitty. That thing gives me the creeps.
*flies out*
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:43 pm
So you're going to leave me alone with it?
I don't think so!
*mad dashes and phases through the door... and the jukebox*
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:53 am
*Stumbles in. Hears the jukebox playing Queens "Fat bottomed Girls" over and over.*
What the hell?
*Unplugs the jukebox.*
I need a drink.
*Shakes head and turns to the bar. Sees the computer behind the bar.*
This does not bode well.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:53 am
*Tries to grab a beer, gets shocked by the machine.*
OW! Dammit. This things outta here.
*Looks for large blunt objects.*
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:54 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:59 am
*Comes back with a large hammer and waves it at the machine.*
Now then, I'm gonna get me a beer and I don't want no s**t, ya got that?
*Goes to get a beer and gets blasted across the room.*
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:03 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:08 am
You sum'b***h!
*Dives across the bar and starts beain' the crap out of the machine*
DIE ******** DIE ******** DIE ********....!!!!! scream
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:00 am
stare Or you could...you know. ASK it for a beer. Politely works best.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:11 am
"Or you know what else we could do..."
*charges the computer with kinetic energy and it builds until...*
BOOM!!!
"There ya see? No more annoying computer and..."
*looks at the fresh hole in the wall*
"Aw hell!" gonk
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:15 am
Brainy, you have to understand that most of the people hardly see the depths of space...so you can't expect much from them and social grace.
sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:15 am
Had you waited I would have explained that COMPUTO-B is detonation-resistant. It's purpose is to help prevent holes in the wall like that. COMPUTO utilizes a force field much like my own.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:17 am
Val_Armorr Brainy, you have to understand that most of the people hardly see the depths of space...so you can't expect much from them and social grace. sweatdrop Would it be too much to ask for some tolerance, though? I come in and there's a neanderthal swinging a club at my creation.
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