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 Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:53 pm
You've never given me anything but LIP.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:56 pm
Lies, Information, and Personality?
I seem to remember doing so. Admitedly it was 05-ish
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:00 pm
I'll believe it when I've seen proof.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:34 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:44 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:49 pm
*gives X a cookie*
*Crouches and aims at Aki*
Ready... set...
POUNCE!
*does likewise*
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:04 pm
*munches cookie and waves at people*
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:47 pm
I could give hernias, but it would be substantially less pleasant.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:48 pm
Cookies are good *rematerialises, all clean and smelling of soap* Yay showers!
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:01 pm
Somebody tell me how to make a cover page for my resume awesome.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:10 pm
put the ascii wailing jew on it.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:27 pm
Well, it's a start.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:23 pm
Crawley?Fenix, that'll get you the job. For sure, man.
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:36 pm
AND NOW THE WAITING GAME.
I've learned that with a lack of experience making s**t up and stating the obvious is pretty handy. Atleast I'm genuinely interest in the job and actually want the damn thing.
The hard part was putting it in the form of two paragraphs without saying 'because science.'
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