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 Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:07 pm
I guess I wouldn't expect your '12th levelness' to understand.
Remy? Rich? Back me up here?
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:07 pm
Mssr Remy LeBeau *walks in and looks around*
"Okay, I put up wit' Luci's remodeling cause he's cool...but he's not here so who de HELL is screwin' wit' my place now!?"
*turns and glares at the new guy* scream
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:07 pm
Querl Dox And intense hip gyrations coupled with the act of scuffing the bar with your shoes, serves the act of serving drinks how, exactly....? stare
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:09 pm
Plus, you don't have to pay COMPUTO-B.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:12 pm
Querl Dox I merely observed that your bartender was severely deficient in terms of meeting the customer's needs and formulated a solution to the problem. COMPUTO-B increases effieciency by over 6000% by allowing the patrons to serve themselves without having to enter the bar area. COMPUTO-B should aid in diffusing many of the situations that seem to have caused your bar to...explode....multiple times within the last two years.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:13 pm
Nothing exploded in my reign...
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:14 pm
Is it any wonder your planet hasn't made any real technological progress since some poor sap went out in a thunderstorm and discovered fire? Fear of progress. I'll tell you what. Give COMPUTO-B one week and I guarantee you'll see it can be a valuable addition to your establishment. It's intention is not to replace your bartenders, but merely to assist them-as machines are intended to-as a tool. COMPUTO-B will give them the freedom to socialize and partake in that facet of your business as COMPUTO-B crafts drinks with a +/- margin of error of less then .000000065%.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:15 pm
The last COMPUTO you built spent a thousand years preparing it's revenge. That's all I've got to say.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:18 pm
And the issues with that machine were resolved perfectly by me, and would have been so much sooner if everyone had simply followed my advice and let me deal with it alone. It was just a machine and nothing more. Like I said. A tool. stare
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:19 pm
Richard Rider The last COMPUTO you built spent a thousand years preparing it's revenge. That's all I've got to say.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:20 pm
I. Am standing. Right. HERE.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:22 pm
Well Brainy. Apparently that means nothing.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:24 pm
If I came here looking for depth and meaning in anything, I would have brought a goat, taught it to speak, and ASKED it for some meaning. Can you get me a goat?
Nnrrrgg. Look. I leave COMPUTO here for now. I will power it down to its lowest level. It will take any and all commands that you, bar owner with funny accent, give it. We will start with small baby steps on bringing you all kicking and screaming out of the silicon age into the next epoch.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:25 pm
*finishes adjusting COMPUTO-B, and heads into a gate back to the Legion Headquarters*
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:26 pm
*storms out to the front door*
Great! Now I gotta find yet another contractor to take that $%#@^&! out! I hope he doesn't think I'm payin' for it dis time!"
(night all)
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