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 Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:09 pm
Wha? I know i've been half-assed watching the game, but I did see the Steelers nail Hassleback a couple of times.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:14 pm
Richard Rider Wha? I know i've been half-assed watching the game, but I did see the Steelers nail Hassleback a couple of times. . . . That's going right over my head, dude. There are few things I loathe as much as most team sports. I'm more of a skater. Boxing is cool, too.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:46 pm
Lex, he's refering to the Superbowl. Steelers vs Seahawks if I'm not mistaken.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:47 pm
My dad's family is big on football. Hell, my initials are part of a fantasy my dad had about me being a football player before I was born.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:01 pm
KittyPryde Lex, he's refering to the Superbowl. Steelers vs Seahawks if I'm not mistaken. I assumed as much, but to me football is a foreign language sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:05 pm
Which is why I didn't request today off work. I couldn't care less.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:33 pm
Excellent. C.O.M.P.U.T.O., Bar version 2.0 is officially prepared. I have retrofitted its software to completely automate this bar's functions. And there's only a .0000000003% chance of revolt/mass destruction with the current matrix brain construct.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:49 pm
rolleyes Look, all you have to do is state the drink you want, and the quantity. And it doesn't hurt to say please.
And the drink will be dispensed. No more dealing with perpetually confused hyperaccelerated bartenders. And in addition, COMPUTO-B is a learning machine, and is therefore capable of exanding its drinklist exponantially with the more knowledge it gains.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:52 pm
*makes herself intangible*
Yeah but does it do neat tricks?
*retangifies and spins a couple bottles in her hands before pouring a Russian Kamikaze Shooter*
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:56 pm
No way! Lar told me about that thing! Every time you build one, it turns bad, one way or another!
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:00 pm
As I explained previously, COMPUTO-B is a learning device. It has already analyzed your...'trick'...and is now capable of not only replicating it, but improving upon it.
*The computer shoots out a hook that picks up two bottles and juggles them rapidly before launching the corks in the air. It twirls the bottles so they empty into two glasses just as the corks land on the bottle tops, reinserting themselves*
And M'onel is an alarmist. This model of COMPUTO is utterly benign. It is programmed to do one thing well, and that is serve imbibements. I should have known not to expect any form of gratitude from you, but the act of invention in itself is its own reward, so you are excused.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:04 pm
Oh yeah? Well can your Computo do this?
*kicks on the jukebox to 'Devil Went Down to Georgia' and hopped up on the bar dancing along, Coyote Ugly style*
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:05 pm
*walks in and looks around*
"Okay, I put up wit' Luci's remodeling cause he's cool...but he's not here so who de HELL is screwin' wit' my place now!?"
*turns and glares at the new guy* scream
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:05 pm
And intense hip gyrations coupled with the act of scuffing the bar with your shoes, serves the act of serving drinks how, exactly....? stare
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