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Camwen

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:12 am


Exxos
Oooh! Oooh! *Raises hand* Lillian! Let me try my cure back pain spell! I think I can totally do it without turning you inside out now! What I did to Joe was just because I was rusty is all... Or at least I can try to keep your uterus out of your head...

I'd start running now if I were you Lilian!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:15 am


Camwen
Exxos
Oooh! Oooh! *Raises hand* Lillian! Let me try my cure back pain spell! I think I can totally do it without turning you inside out now! What I did to Joe was just because I was rusty is all... Or at least I can try to keep your uterus out of your head...

I'd start running now if I were you Lilian!

No! Really! I got the right book and everything!

*Holds up a copy of 'Pain relief spells for Young Wizards and Witches: Large-print, pictorial edition.'*


Exxos

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LillianFair18

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:39 am


Exxos
Camwen
Exxos
Oooh! Oooh! *Raises hand* Lillian! Let me try my cure back pain spell! I think I can totally do it without turning you inside out now! What I did to Joe was just because I was rusty is all... Or at least I can try to keep your uterus out of your head...

I'd start running now if I were you Lilian!

No! Really! I got the right book and everything!

*Holds up a copy of 'Pain relief spells for Young Wizards and Witches: Large-print, pictorial edition.'*


I'll pass....I like to keep my uterus where it is right now thank you....but why don't you try it on Camwen first.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:43 am


LillianFair18
Exxos
Camwen
Exxos
Oooh! Oooh! *Raises hand* Lillian! Let me try my cure back pain spell! I think I can totally do it without turning you inside out now! What I did to Joe was just because I was rusty is all... Or at least I can try to keep your uterus out of your head...

I'd start running now if I were you Lilian!

No! Really! I got the right book and everything!

*Holds up a copy of 'Pain relief spells for Young Wizards and Witches: Large-print, pictorial edition.'*


I'll pass....I like to keep my uterus where it is right now thank you....but why don't you try it on Camwen first.

If I botch it enough though, it makes gynecologist appointments a breeze. You just drop off the whole assembly and pick it up in an hour. xp


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LillianFair18

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:45 am


xd xd I'll pass on that......got anything in that little picture book of yours on weight loss?
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:49 am


Indeed!

*Conjures a dire tapeworm...* xd


Exxos

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kool ken

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:02 am


rofl

Tapeworm won't work until you remove it, then you lose the weight mrgreen
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:03 am


kool ken
rofl

Tapeworm won't work until you remove it, then you lose the weight mrgreen

You have obviously never seen a dire tapeworm... It is mostly the running away part...


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:05 am


Wait, really?
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:07 am


I'll order two ninja

LillianFair18


Stolen Kat

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:07 am


kool ken
rofl

Tapeworm won't work until you remove it, then you lose the weight mrgreen



blaugh .... You guys are too much!!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:13 am


Your party ventures deeper into the lower levels of Elric's intestines. The smelly ruin of what used to be a ham sandwich splashes underfoot as you descend. Suddenly you hear an ominous, hissing roar from the darkness ahead. A dire tapeworm rushes forward, its mouth a nightmarish collection of jagged teeth.

In the words of Monty Python...

RUN AWAY!


Exxos

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Camwen

Distinct Dabbler

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:19 am


LillianFair18
Exxos
Camwen
Exxos
Oooh! Oooh! *Raises hand* Lillian! Let me try my cure back pain spell! I think I can totally do it without turning you inside out now! What I did to Joe was just because I was rusty is all... Or at least I can try to keep your uterus out of your head...

I'd start running now if I were you Lilian!

No! Really! I got the right book and everything!

*Holds up a copy of 'Pain relief spells for Young Wizards and Witches: Large-print, pictorial edition.'*


I'll pass....I like to keep my uterus where it is right now thank you....but why don't you try it on Camwen first.


What the..! I was trying to warn you!

Hey Exxos! Lilian says her whole body is in pain now. Come help her!
*hides*
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:19 am


*see the dire tapeworm

eek


scream *RUN*

LillianFair18


kool ken

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:19 am


Running away! dramallama dramallama dramallama
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