So today I helped out at the Children's Museum for a pancake breakfast and there were Legos. So I made an obese robot and I named it Suprore.
Just kidding! I actually named it Z-Rex.
Here he is. His features include:
-muffintops
-headlights to warn people of his approach so they can get out of the way
-a spatula because he works at Burger King
-a smile because even though he is a robot and morbidly obese, he believes in his value as a person

Look, he's going surfing! And he has a tree on his head!

Uh oh. He was so morbidly obese the board broke. Now he's sad.
surprised